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Old 29 January 2010, 05:01 PM   #1
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JJ will love this one :-)

At a crowded lecture hall, the speaker stands up and says "Hands up if any
of you every seen a ghost?" Quite a few people put up their hand.

The speaker continues.."And of those, how many have actually claimed to
have touched a ghost?". Many hands go down, but still a few remain.

"And of these, have any of you every had s*x with a ghost?". All the hands
go down except this person right at the back of the hall! The speaker
shouts. "Sir! are you saying you've actually had s*x with a ghost?" The
man shouted back "Oh, ghost!..... I thought you said GOAT!"
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Old 30 January 2010, 12:52 AM   #2
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Old 30 January 2010, 01:03 AM   #3
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Old 30 January 2010, 01:04 AM   #4
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Old 30 January 2010, 01:25 AM   #5
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Very good!!!
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Old 30 January 2010, 01:32 AM   #6
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Old 30 January 2010, 03:50 AM   #7
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Old 30 January 2010, 05:29 AM   #10
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Old 30 January 2010, 08:51 AM   #11
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Old 30 January 2010, 08:53 AM   #12
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