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haitek · 24 February 2010, 08:07 PM

Three international prominent gynaecologists were on their way to a conference. One was from Paris, France, one from Texas in the good old USA and the other was from Cunnamulla in Queensland, Australia.

When talking to each other whilst waiting for the flight, the subject came around to the fairer sex and the boasting began.

The Frenchman said, 'Ah ze women of France make love ze best in ze world'.

The Texan said, 'Our women have big mouths, sure know how to keep a man happy'.

The Aussie thought for a few seconds and held the palm of his hands 11 or 12 inches apart and said 'the genitalia of our women are this big'.

The French gynaecologist said 'How for zen you make lerv'?

The Texan said 'Geez buddy, must be hard to achieve any gratification'.

The Aissie paused, then said, 'Nah! It's cool mate, they stretch.

idk01 · 24 February 2010, 09:05 PM

figbo · 25 February 2010, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by idk01

You liked that one,didn't you?

limbo · 25 February 2010, 04:31 AM

idk01 · 8 April 2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by figbo

You liked that one,didn't you?

Its that down under humor

That could be taken a few different ways

sleddog · 24 February 2010, 11:56 PM

ParisDakarBmw · 25 February 2010, 12:01 AM

Funny! How did your Red watch work out?

haitek · 25 February 2010, 08:27 PM

Still working on it, I figure I've got one shot!

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Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

Funny! How did your Red watch work out?

Earl Camembert · 8 April 2010, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

Funny! How did your Red watch work out?

Price: AU $50,000.00

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Rolex-Double-...item4cee865aa9

Safetrends · 8 April 2010, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Earl Camembert

Price: AU $50,000.00

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Rolex-Double-...item4cee865aa9

WOW is it worth that?????

haitek · 8 April 2010, 09:11 AM

Hey there Earl Camembert!

It'll be a couple of days before the auction ends yet. I'm hoping it all turns out well of course......................a

haitek · 8 April 2010, 09:15 AM

Hey there Safetrends!

I don't know what it's worth, I guess I'll just have to wait and see. That's why I put it in the hands of a professional, it was too much for me to handle..............a

JJ Irani · 8 April 2010, 09:17 AM

Dr.B · 25 February 2010, 04:34 AM

rfknauss · 25 February 2010, 05:04 AM

Kapture1 · 25 February 2010, 11:02 PM

Haha

Bisquitlips · 26 February 2010, 10:30 AM

marshallr47 · 27 February 2010, 01:06 AM

Bisquitlips · 8 April 2010, 10:44 AM

Lion · 9 April 2010, 12:36 AM

Very funny!!!

24 February 2010, 08:07 PM	#1
haitek Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: haitek futur Location: Happiesville Watch: Citizen quartz ;-) Posts: 120	Gynaecologists (64+ if you are sensitive) Three international prominent gynaecologists were on their way to a conference. One was from Paris, France, one from Texas in the good old USA and the other was from Cunnamulla in Queensland, Australia. When talking to each other whilst waiting for the flight, the subject came around to the fairer sex and the boasting began. The Frenchman said, 'Ah ze women of France make love ze best in ze world'. The Texan said, 'Our women have big mouths, sure know how to keep a man happy'. The Aussie thought for a few seconds and held the palm of his hands 11 or 12 inches apart and said 'the genitalia of our women are this big'. The French gynaecologist said 'How for zen you make lerv'? The Texan said 'Geez buddy, must be hard to achieve any gratification'. The Aissie paused, then said, 'Nah! It's cool mate, they stretch.

24 February 2010, 09:05 PM	#2
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24 February 2010, 11:56 PM	#6
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8 April 2010, 09:11 AM	#11
haitek Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: haitek futur Location: Happiesville Watch: Citizen quartz ;-) Posts: 120	Red one Hey there Earl Camembert! It'll be a couple of days before the auction ends yet. I'm hoping it all turns out well of course......................a

8 April 2010, 09:15 AM	#12
haitek Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: haitek futur Location: Happiesville Watch: Citizen quartz ;-) Posts: 120	Red one Hey there Safetrends! I don't know what it's worth, I guess I'll just have to wait and see. That's why I put it in the hands of a professional, it was too much for me to handle..............a

25 February 2010, 04:31 AM	#4
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25 February 2010, 12:01 AM	#7
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25 February 2010, 05:04 AM	#15
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25 February 2010, 11:02 PM	#16
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26 February 2010, 10:30 AM	#17
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8 April 2010, 10:44 AM	#19
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9 April 2010, 12:36 AM	#20
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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