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DesertDandy · 27 April 2010, 12:51 PM

I gave my wife a new ladies yellow gold Datejust with a President bracelet to commemorate her recent naturalization as a U. S. citizen (she's from the Philippines). She's a nurse, and works with a lot of foreign-born nurses and doctors.

Lately she's had some fun with her co-workers. She has taken to showing off her Rolex and when they ask where she got it, she tells them she got it from the U. S. Government as part of the Stimulus package! She goes on to say that it's part of the the administration's efforts to encourage people to become U. S. citizens, and they're giving everyone a Rolex at the naturalization ceremony!

So far, everyone's bought it, until she cracks up and starts laughing!

I thought TRF would get a kick out of that. I know I did!

kcmo · 27 April 2010, 12:54 PM

Cute story! Congrats to her on becoming a citizen! I went through the process quite a few years ago and it's a great feeling!

Puffy · 28 April 2010, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by kcmo

Cute story! Congrats to her on becoming a citizen! I went through the process quite a few years ago and it's a great feeling!

Karis, did you have to give up your citizenship of the Republic of Texas to become a US citizen?

I love Texas, great place

thlax · 27 April 2010, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DesertDandy

I gave my wife a new ladies yellow gold Datejust with a President bracelet to commemorate her recent naturalization as a U. S. citizen (she's from the Philippines). She's a nurse, and works with a lot of foreign-born nurses and doctors.

Lately she's had some fun with her co-workers. She has taken to showing off her Rolex and when they ask where she got it, she tells them she got it from the U. S. Government as part of the Stimulus package! She goes on to say that it's part of the the administration's efforts to encourage people to become U. S. citizens, and they're giving everyone a Rolex at the naturalization ceremony!

So far, everyone's bought it, until she cracks up and starts laughing!

I thought TRF would get a kick out of that. I know I did!

haha funny story! make sure her "showing off" doesnt come off in bad taste tho!

sparky · 27 April 2010, 01:36 PM

That's funny!!

latinlord · 27 April 2010, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DesertDandy

I gave my wife a new ladies yellow gold Datejust with a President bracelet to commemorate her recent naturalization as a U. S. citizen (she's from the Philippines). She's a nurse, and works with a lot of foreign-born nurses and doctors.

Lately she's had some fun with her co-workers. She has taken to showing off her Rolex and when they ask where she got it, she tells them she got it from the U. S. Government as part of the Stimulus package! She goes on to say that it's part of the the administration's efforts to encourage people to become U. S. citizens, and they're giving everyone a Rolex at the naturalization ceremony!

So far, everyone's bought it, until she cracks up and starts laughing!

I thought TRF would get a kick out of that. I know I did!

Great story!! I'm from Colombia... I would have loved that if they gave me it when I came here!! jaja

gmaines · 28 April 2010, 07:55 AM

Great story, good sense of humor...

zillap · 28 April 2010, 08:04 AM

Hahahaha

Puffy · 28 April 2010, 08:05 AM

Good one :)

jatco · 28 April 2010, 08:40 AM

Good story.. keeping a straight face could be a challange.
Would've been awesome, if that was a gift from the Federales ...(on either side of the boarder...)..
LOL.....

PeteNYC13 · 28 April 2010, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DesertDandy

I gave my wife a new ladies yellow gold Datejust with a President bracelet to commemorate her recent naturalization as a U. S. citizen (she's from the Philippines). She's a nurse, and works with a lot of foreign-born nurses and doctors.

Lately she's had some fun with her co-workers. She has taken to showing off her Rolex and when they ask where she got it, she tells them she got it from the U. S. Government as part of the Stimulus package! She goes on to say that it's part of the the administration's efforts to encourage people to become U. S. citizens, and they're giving everyone a Rolex at the naturalization ceremony!

So far, everyone's bought it, until she cracks up and starts laughing!

I thought TRF would get a kick out of that. I know I did!

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Very funny... Just don't give them any ideas, they may pass a bill! lol

-Pete

thoang · 28 April 2010, 09:58 AM

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helllooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

This may be a repost. Sorry if it is.

jatco · 28 April 2010, 12:06 PM

/\ .... ouch..!!! - but kinda funny still!!

azone5 · 28 April 2010, 12:20 PM

I love your wife's sense of humor! Congrats to her on becoming a citizen and to you, Sir, for honoring her achievement with a crown!

AstroBoy · 28 April 2010, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DesertDandy

I gave my wife a new ladies yellow gold Datejust with a President bracelet to commemorate her recent naturalization as a U. S. citizen (she's from the Philippines). She's a nurse, and works with a lot of foreign-born nurses and doctors.

Lately she's had some fun with her co-workers. She has taken to showing off her Rolex and when they ask where she got it, she tells them she got it from the U. S. Government as part of the Stimulus package! She goes on to say that it's part of the the administration's efforts to encourage people to become U. S. citizens, and they're giving everyone a Rolex at the naturalization ceremony!

So far, everyone's bought it, until she cracks up and starts laughing!

I thought TRF would get a kick out of that. I know I did!

Yes! I have a big kick out of this! I too naturalized US Citizen 25years ago and didn't received any rolex? I will contact our president and ask for one....!

sam. · 28 April 2010, 07:29 PM

So how do i become a U.S. citizen?!!

i am on my way there now!!!

tomc8219 · 28 April 2010, 09:14 PM

I live in the UK and would happily buy several Rolex's for anyone wishing to grant me legal residency in the US.

Good story!!

27 April 2010, 12:51 PM	#1
DesertDandy "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 8	Rolex Humor I gave my wife a new ladies yellow gold Datejust with a President bracelet to commemorate her recent naturalization as a U. S. citizen (she's from the Philippines). She's a nurse, and works with a lot of foreign-born nurses and doctors. Lately she's had some fun with her co-workers. She has taken to showing off her Rolex and when they ask where she got it, she tells them she got it from the U. S. Government as part of the Stimulus package! She goes on to say that it's part of the the administration's efforts to encourage people to become U. S. citizens, and they're giving everyone a Rolex at the naturalization ceremony! So far, everyone's bought it, until she cracks up and starts laughing! I thought TRF would get a kick out of that. I know I did!

28 April 2010, 08:05 AM	#9
Puffy "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Here and there Posts: 12,485	Good one :) __________________ Fine Quality is Long Remembered After the Pain of Spending Money is Forgotten

28 April 2010, 08:40 AM	#10
jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,566	Good story.. keeping a straight face could be a challange. Would've been awesome, if that was a gift from the Federales ...(on either side of the boarder...).. LOL..... __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

28 April 2010, 12:06 PM	#13
jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,566	/\ .... ouch..!!! - but kinda funny still!! __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

28 April 2010, 12:20 PM	#14
azone5 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: IL Posts: 402	I love your wife's sense of humor! Congrats to her on becoming a citizen and to you, Sir, for honoring her achievement with a crown! __________________ "Facts are such stubborn things." Mary Somerville

27 April 2010, 12:54 PM	#2
kcmo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Karis Location: USA Posts: 19,377	Cute story! Congrats to her on becoming a citizen! I went through the process quite a few years ago and it's a great feeling!

27 April 2010, 01:36 PM	#5
sparky "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Real Name: Cal Location: Seattle, WA. Watch: explorer Posts: 658	That's funny!!

28 April 2010, 07:55 AM	#7
gmaines Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Riverside, CA Watch: Submariner&SDDS Posts: 306	Great story, good sense of humor...

28 April 2010, 08:04 AM	#8
zillap Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: Martin Location: Sweden Watch: Rolex Daytona Posts: 462	Hahahaha

28 April 2010, 09:58 AM	#12
thoang "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Tuan Location: SF Bay Area Watch: Deepsea Posts: 103	A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helllooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" This may be a repost. Sorry if it is.

28 April 2010, 07:29 PM	#16
sam. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: sam Location: s.wales GB Watch: Oyster Royal 6246 Posts: 429	So how do i become a U.S. citizen?!! i am on my way there now!!!

28 April 2010, 09:14 PM	#17
tomc8219 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Real Name: Tom Location: London UK Posts: 133	I live in the UK and would happily buy several Rolex's for anyone wishing to grant me legal residency in the US. Good story!! __________________ SS Daytona Breitling Galactic 41 Few others..... Hunting a DD

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