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6 April 2007, 02:54 AM
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Biting Fingernails
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter. Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?" And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been doing..." |
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6 April 2007, 03:07 AM
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LOL - good one, Prezzie!
 
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6 April 2007, 06:06 AM
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 Now go to your room, Prezzie....you naughty boy!!! 
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6 April 2007, 07:45 AM
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6 April 2007, 08:07 AM
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6 April 2007, 10:35 AM
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I thought I was mistaken, but then I realized I was wrong. |
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8 April 2007, 01:39 AM
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Baroness Margaret Thatcher MP - 'twas a joke.
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8 April 2007, 02:35 AM
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