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Iron Dealer 1 · 17 September 2011, 03:14 AM

Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes . .. .. . You miss the ball much closer now."

Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."

Number : 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."

Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago."

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Bonus . . . .. ...
An old favorite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. .
Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??"
Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."
Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . ..
Caddy: "No sir, it’s at the other end"

Art 1 · 17 September 2011, 06:12 AM

swatty · 17 September 2011, 07:12 AM

Route 66 · 18 September 2011, 04:50 AM

I'd move #6 to the #1 position.

z32turbo · 18 September 2011, 05:51 AM

I love #6 too!!!

Grissom · 18 September 2011, 08:51 AM

Too funny!!

Thanks for sharing!

MonBK · 18 September 2011, 08:52 AM

:)

sleddog · 18 September 2011, 08:59 AM

Some classic responses!!

mitchy · 19 September 2011, 01:05 AM

SWIMPRUF · 26 September 2011, 12:08 AM

STEELINOX · 26 September 2011, 12:14 AM

asadtiger · 26 September 2011, 04:53 AM

HAHAHAHA :lol :

my brother and I really enjoyed this as we occassionally play golf and could relate with our crap performance most of the time ;)

dysondiver · 26 September 2011, 04:56 AM

trim an inch of your irons ,,, and an inch and a half off your woods

will that improve my game

no ,,,, but they will fit in the bin easier.

toph · 26 September 2011, 10:16 AM

very funny

FeelingTheBlues · 27 September 2011, 03:58 AM

Good God!

the #6 really made me laugh!

psv · 27 September 2011, 04:05 AM

That made my day. Thanks!

18 September 2011, 05:51 AM	#5
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18 September 2011, 08:59 AM	#8
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,931	Some classic responses!! __________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..

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17 September 2011, 03:14 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Ten Best Caddy Responses . . Number :10 Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" Number : 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." Number : 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes . .. .. . You miss the ball much closer now." Number : 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." Number : 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence." Number : 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." Number : 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf." Number : 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day." Number : 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago." And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." Bonus . . . .. ... An old favorite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. . Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??" Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club." Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . .. Caddy: "No sir, it’s at the other end" __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

17 September 2011, 06:12 AM	#2
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18 September 2011, 08:51 AM	#6
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26 September 2011, 04:53 AM	#12
asadtiger "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Asad A. Awan Location: kabul, Afghanista Watch: Tissot PRX Posts: 2,698	HAHAHAHA :lol : my brother and I really enjoyed this as we occassionally play golf and could relate with our crap performance most of the time ;)

26 September 2011, 04:56 AM	#13
dysondiver "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Real Name: tom Location: northern ireland Watch: my fins Posts: 10,063	trim an inch of your irons ,,, and an inch and a half off your woods will that improve my game no ,,,, but they will fit in the bin easier.

27 September 2011, 03:58 AM	#15
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