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SMLE Mk3 · 7 June 2013, 12:22 AM

Enoch and Eli come out of the pub on a Saturday night.
As they are staggering down the street Enoch rummages in his trouser pocket and gets a bag of white powder out.
Eli is interested and watches him closely.
Enoch opens the bag and gets a handful of the powder out and starts sprinkling it along the footpath.
Eli says to him. "Enoch what you putting that white powder down on the footpath for?"
Enoch answers. "Eli you fool it's to stop the elephants!"
Enoch blurts out. " But Eli there aint no elephants in Wolverhampton mate."

Enoch looks at Eli as though he is an absolute idiot. His eyes roll into the back of his head and he says. " Eli I know there are no elephants in Wolverhampton-this powder is bloody good stuff mate!"

FeelingTheBlues · 7 June 2013, 08:29 PM

77T · 13 June 2013, 01:38 PM

Too bad it doesn't work on dorkleheads...

Bangel · 14 June 2013, 10:50 AM

7 June 2013, 12:22 AM	#1
SMLE Mk3 "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: England Posts: 12	Wolverhampton on a Saturday night Enoch and Eli come out of the pub on a Saturday night. As they are staggering down the street Enoch rummages in his trouser pocket and gets a bag of white powder out. Eli is interested and watches him closely. Enoch opens the bag and gets a handful of the powder out and starts sprinkling it along the footpath. Eli says to him. "Enoch what you putting that white powder down on the footpath for?" Enoch answers. "Eli you fool it's to stop the elephants!" Enoch blurts out. " But Eli there aint no elephants in Wolverhampton mate." Enoch looks at Eli as though he is an absolute idiot. His eyes roll into the back of his head and he says. " Eli I know there are no elephants in Wolverhampton-this powder is bloody good stuff mate!"

7 June 2013, 08:29 PM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

13 June 2013, 01:38 PM	#3
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,024	Too bad it doesn't work on dorkleheads... __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

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14 June 2013, 10:50 AM	#4
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802

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