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Old 25 June 2013, 01:53 AM   #1
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Bless me Father.

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.


The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?


Yes, Father, it is.

And, who was the woman you were with?

I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?

I cannot say.

Was it Patricia Kelly?

I'll never tell.

Was it Sheilah O'Brien?

I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.

Was it Kathleen Morgan?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Fiona Grogan, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now.

Timmy walks back to his pew.

His friend Sean slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

Three month's holiday and five good leads!.
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Old 25 June 2013, 06:45 AM   #2
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Old 26 June 2013, 06:54 AM   #3
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Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire,
J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


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Old 26 June 2013, 06:55 AM   #4
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Old 26 June 2013, 12:08 PM   #5
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Old 27 June 2013, 05:22 PM   #8
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