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Old 26 July 2013, 06:59 AM   #1
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Bear in a Bar

Bear walks into a bar...

Bartender says....'Hey! Get out of here! We don't serve bears in here!'

Bear gets pissed off...grabs the first cocktail server he sees and eats her whole...nothing left but a pile of bloody clothes....

Bartender says...'Hey!! I said get outta here! We don't serve drug users either!!'

Bear says...'What the heck??!! I don't use drugs!'

Bartender says...'Oh yeah? What about that bar-bitch-u-ate?'
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Old 26 July 2013, 07:00 AM   #2
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Old 26 July 2013, 07:40 AM   #3
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Old 26 July 2013, 08:30 AM   #4
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Old 26 July 2013, 09:33 AM   #5
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Old 28 July 2013, 07:17 AM   #6
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Old 28 July 2013, 02:23 PM   #7
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Old 5 August 2013, 08:48 PM   #8
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