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TDH · 27 January 2008, 11:33 PM

A famous sexologist was giving a lecture in front of a big crowd.

"There are 4 kinds of men when it comes to sex.

The first kind does it every day. You can usually recognize him by his
masculine body and the constant smile on his face.
Do we have anyone like this in the audience?"

A man got up from the audience and he fitted the description: Big firm
body with a smile on his face.

"Then there is the second kind. They have sex once a week.
They also have a generally happy mood, and look pretty good,
but of course not as good as the first kind.
Is there any one of them here tonight?".

A second man got up, and he too fitted the description.

"The third kind do it once a month.
They are chubby and usually grumpy.
Anyone of them here?".

The man that raised from his chair looked exactly like the expert claimed.

"And then there is the 4th kind. They do it once a year. They usually
have a big belly, but the thing that is most typical is that they are
in a constant state of depression.

I know it would be hard for him to admit,
but if there is one of those in the audience, please rise".
A fat and short man stood up, but in contrary to the experts
prediction, he looked very cheerful.

"You do it only once a year?", the expert asked.
"Yes, only once a year".

"So why are you so happy?", demanded the expert.
"Well", said the man, cheeringly, "Tonight is the night!"...

frostie · 27 January 2008, 11:36 PM

Lisa · 28 January 2008, 01:19 AM

I thought there were three kinds:

Tri-weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly

redshirt1957 · 28 January 2008, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

I thought there were three kinds:

Tri-weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly

Hey, were we married once? GEEZ. Ha/Ha/Ha.

Lisa · 28 January 2008, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Hey, were we married once? GEEZ. Ha/Ha/Ha.

I for the life of me can't figure out why I keep thinking this, but we must have known each other in a previous life!

ohsixx · 28 January 2008, 03:16 AM

redshirt1957 · 28 January 2008, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

I for the life of me can't figure out why I keep thinking this, but we must have known each other in a previous life!

From time to time I was going to ask you if you lived near a lake as I also think I know you. Trust me on this...if we do know each other I am the lucky one.

JJ Irani · 28 January 2008, 03:25 AM

Crazy thread.....great joke!!

oldbreadstinks · 28 January 2008, 02:06 AM

jasonbellevue · 28 January 2008, 06:32 PM

Tools · 29 January 2008, 01:51 PM

CPCC · 25 February 2008, 07:01 PM

27 January 2008, 11:33 PM	#1
TDH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Jay Location: Here n there Watch: Sub Posts: 1,641	Four Types of Male Sex A famous sexologist was giving a lecture in front of a big crowd. "There are 4 kinds of men when it comes to sex. The first kind does it every day. You can usually recognize him by his masculine body and the constant smile on his face. Do we have anyone like this in the audience?" A man got up from the audience and he fitted the description: Big firm body with a smile on his face. "Then there is the second kind. They have sex once a week. They also have a generally happy mood, and look pretty good, but of course not as good as the first kind. Is there any one of them here tonight?". A second man got up, and he too fitted the description. "The third kind do it once a month. They are chubby and usually grumpy. Anyone of them here?". The man that raised from his chair looked exactly like the expert claimed. "And then there is the 4th kind. They do it once a year. They usually have a big belly, but the thing that is most typical is that they are in a constant state of depression. I know it would be hard for him to admit, but if there is one of those in the audience, please rise". A fat and short man stood up, but in contrary to the experts prediction, he looked very cheerful. "You do it only once a year?", the expert asked. "Yes, only once a year". "So why are you so happy?", demanded the expert. "Well", said the man, cheeringly, "Tonight is the night!"...

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