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Old 21 October 2014, 12:58 PM   #1
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Being towed . . . what a story . . . .

Last year I was towed because of a flat rear tire on my Corvette

Today I started Mrs Range and suddenly the oil pressure light came on Downtown LA . . .

Now luckily I only drove 50 ft and cut the engine so hopefully it's just the oil pump or a oil line that's blocked

BTW car came out of service Saturday evening . . .

AAA Premier . . . here we go . . .

So the tower arrived after 20 min and we had a chat . . . what else can you do . . .

So we jumped into the truck and off to the garage . . .

So he gave me a bottle of water and tuut tuut there we go . . .

The driver started talking about cars but he actually was a biker

So he went through almost all brands but Suzuki was the best . . .

Just to let you know Sir riding my bike I actually met my ex-girl . . .

"Mmmmmm amazing . . . what bikes can do" I replied

Oh yes Sir it was quite a story . . . I'll tell you the whole thing . .

"OK I am all ears" ;-)

So I was riding my bike and at a stop for coffee there where 2 nice beautiful black ladies about 30 years old

You know Sir with the whole package . . .

BTW he was 35 I guess . . . about 300 lbs . . . but nicely dressed and his hair styled . . . good smelling perfume . . .
Not a copy of Brad Pitt . . . but neither am I . . . .

"So I started talking to them and both wanted a ride on my bike"

"But one of them was really huge and I told her my bike had a weight restriction . . . so I took the other girl since I liked her more"

"Mmmmmmm smart trick" I replied

"Yes Sir she was so beautiful and she had so great breasts . . ."

"Mmmmmm did she ?"

"Oh yes Sir she did. But I don't want to be offensive but do you know something about breasts ?"

"We'll I have seen some during the years why ?"

We'll the first girl had a EE cup and my ex girlfriend only a DD . . .

The first-time we rode together on my bike it was like having 2 airbags in my back . . .

She told me that she wanted to ride the bike and I didn't complained Sir . . .

Do you know what I had in my hand . . .

And the story kept going during my ride in his truck . . .

So thank you AAA I really didn't know that I also had a subscription on Discovery . . .

We'll typing this story my cheeks still hurt thinking back at this DD/EE tower . . .

Hopefully nobody is shocked but I had to tell this story

The USA . . . quite an experience

And no . . . he did not wear a Rolex . . . but I did . . .

What a day . . .

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Old 21 October 2014, 01:03 PM   #2
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Thank you for sharing this story. I had a good laugh.
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Old 21 October 2014, 01:09 PM   #3
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Did the entertainment cost extra?
Good luck with your car repair.
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Old 21 October 2014, 01:13 PM   #4
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Thank you for sharing this story. I had a good laugh.

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Did the entertainment cost extra?
Good luck with your car repair.
We'll I enjoyed it . . . finally this guy still puts, a, smile on my face thinking about him and his girlfriends

The car will be fixed . . . . insurance ;-)

Have a nice evening my friends
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Old 21 October 2014, 02:08 PM   #5
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Hahaha, great story. Really made me laugh. Especially the two airbags.
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Old 21 October 2014, 02:11 PM   #6
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Great story. But aaa for the oil light coming on after 50 ft? My oil lights been on for a week. Guess I better get on that
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Old 21 October 2014, 02:11 PM   #7
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Some tow truck drivers and taxi drivers have a knack for entertaining banter.

It's always fun to get a good one.

And yes, I unfortunately had a car that had to be towed so many times that GEICO sent me a note offering suggestions on how to keep a car from breaking down, so I've shared the cab with quite a few tow truck drivers.

That car was stolen from my apartment parking lot and honestly, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Old 21 October 2014, 10:44 PM   #8
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That car was stolen from my apartment parking lot and honestly, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I think I know who stole your car.....it was GEICO !!

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Old 21 October 2014, 02:15 PM   #9
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Good one Marc.

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Old 21 October 2014, 08:49 PM   #10
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Marc, you started my morning off with a good belly laugh, thanks I needed it!
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Old 22 October 2014, 01:29 AM   #11
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Much better than a grumpy driver!


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Old 22 October 2014, 10:05 AM   #12
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First of all, I'm surprised you got an English speaking tow truck driver.

Sounds like he should have written down that story and sent it to Penthouse magazine.
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Old 22 October 2014, 10:27 AM   #13
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Marc, you started my morning off with a good belly laugh, thanks I needed it!
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I think I know who stole your car.....it was GEICO !!

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First of all, I'm surprised you got an English speaking tow truck driver.

Sounds like he should have written down that story and sent it to Penthouse magazine.
Your welcome guys

What a hell of a driver . . . .
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Old 22 October 2014, 02:08 PM   #14
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Sounds about right marc.

RR has lights coming on. Check

Entertaining tow truck driver. Check

Marc is wearing a rolex. Check



I love funny conversations like that. Breaks up the monotony.
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