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dman · 31 January 2006, 08:06 AM

I log on this afternoon for the first time all day. Wow there are 3 pages of new posts to read through, I better get cracking. Well between the banter with friends like John and Frans it takes me two hours to finally read through the posts.

Gotta like a place where you can bump into a friend at any hour of the day almost.

RogerF · 31 January 2006, 08:18 AM

Who the heck are you? Why do you keeping coming here?

sheesh they let all sorts come on to the internet these days.......

Goodwatch · 31 January 2006, 08:29 AM

Forum life

By one of our correspondents.

One of the lesser known Internet activities to the public at large is the participation in so-called forums. The name is derived from Latin and means market square. At an Internet forum people with a common interest post messages on a message board and discuss topics concerning that common interest. But this seemingly harmless activity has its dark sides. And it’s this dark side that I want to expose here.

One of the victims of this dark side is a Dutch citizen who wants to remain anonymous. We talked to him at a secret address because he doesn’t want his spouse to find out although he suspects she has her doubts already.

“It all started out quite harmless”, the victim explains. “I was greeted by a couple of forum regulars who went out of their way to make me feel welcome”. “At that time I didn’t have a notion about what horror was awaiting me”, he explains whilst fighting back the tears. “All of a sudden the silly jokes about my Dutch nationality started and soon after that accusations about drug trafficking and the possession of gold clad menswear surfaced”. “I thought it was all harmless until I started to receive threats by e-mail and PM”. “The whole evil machinery is conducted by a couple of Canadians, a Hawaiian, an inhabitant from Washington DC and a mailman from New York”.

This correspondent was absolutely baffled and outraged by all of this and decided to investigate. More news will follow as soon as it reaches our offices.

Said victim is now in therapy but his future is bleak. “Be warned, don’t fall for same sweet-talk I did, those guys know now mercy. I think they pick on minorities to compensate for their lack of manhood”.

mailman · 31 January 2006, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Forum life

By one of our correspondents.

Said victim is now in therapy but his future is bleak.

Tough sh*t. That's life

dman · 31 January 2006, 09:50 AM

Fransy Pansy, ROTFLMFAOPISSMYPANTSOL!!! You are too much mate.

JJ Irani · 31 January 2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Forum life

By one of our correspondents.

One of the lesser known Internet activities to the public at large is the participation in so-called forums. The name is derived from Latin and means market square. At an Internet forum people with a common interest post messages on a message board and discuss topics concerning that common interest. But this seemingly harmless activity has its dark sides. And it’s this dark side that I want to expose here.

One of the victims of this dark side is a Dutch citizen who wants to remain anonymous. We talked to him at a secret address because he doesn’t want his spouse to find out although he suspects she has her doubts already.

“It all started out quite harmless”, the victim explains. “I was greeted by a couple of forum regulars who went out of their way to make me feel welcome”. “At that time I didn’t have a notion about what horror was awaiting me”, he explains whilst fighting back the tears. “All of a sudden the silly jokes about my Dutch nationality started and soon after that accusations about drug trafficking and the possession of gold clad menswear surfaced”. “I thought it was all harmless until I started to receive threats by e-mail and PM”. “The whole evil machinery is conducted by a couple of Canadians, a Hawaiian, an inhabitant from Washington DC and a mailman from New York”.

This correspondent was absolutely baffled and outraged by all of this and decided to investigate. More news will follow as soon as it reaches our offices.

Said victim is now in therapy but his future is bleak. “Be warned, don’t fall for same sweet-talk I did, those guys know now mercy. I think they pick on minorities to compensate for their lack of manhood”.

Good one, Dutchie...glad you can still retain your wonderful sense of humour after all you've just stated!

C.J. · 31 January 2006, 04:09 PM

Rockrolex · 31 January 2006, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Forum life

By one of our correspondents.

One of the lesser known Internet activities to the public at large is the participation in so-called forums. The name is derived from Latin and means market square. At an Internet forum people with a common interest post messages on a message board and discuss topics concerning that common interest. But this seemingly harmless activity has its dark sides. And it’s this dark side that I want to expose here.

One of the victims of this dark side is a Dutch citizen who wants to remain anonymous. We talked to him at a secret address because he doesn’t want his spouse to find out although he suspects she has her doubts already.

“It all started out quite harmless”, the victim explains. “I was greeted by a couple of forum regulars who went out of their way to make me feel welcome”. “At that time I didn’t have a notion about what horror was awaiting me”, he explains whilst fighting back the tears. “All of a sudden the silly jokes about my Dutch nationality started and soon after that accusations about drug trafficking and the possession of gold clad menswear surfaced”. “I thought it was all harmless until I started to receive threats by e-mail and PM”. “The whole evil machinery is conducted by a couple of Canadians, a Hawaiian, an inhabitant from Washington DC and a mailman from New York”.

This correspondent was absolutely baffled and outraged by all of this and decided to investigate. More news will follow as soon as it reaches our offices.

Said victim is now in therapy but his future is bleak. “Be warned, don’t fall for same sweet-talk I did, those guys know now mercy. I think they pick on minorities to compensate for their lack of manhood”.

Great story, Frans. Aren't you glad that kind of bashing doesn't occur here, pothead?

Gedanken · 31 January 2006, 09:53 AM

ROTFLMAO @ Frans!

Well, Daren, read on - you may find out a thing or two about JJ.

Yes, it's shameless plugging - sue me.

dman · 31 January 2006, 09:55 AM

Another installment coming up James? I hope so.

31 January 2006, 10:15 AM

Frans - that was great!

You are the best - glad you can take all our bashing with a sense of humour......cheers to you mate!

By the way, I haven't seen any silly jokes about your Dutch heritage, just a few facts being thrown about.......

Launch Mini · 31 January 2006, 01:05 PM

I think we need to buy Dutchie an Apple fritter & Tim's Double Double to help snap him out of his funk.

And I was going to post a pic of all my cables just for him.

Goodwatch · 31 January 2006, 05:32 PM

Wait till I lash out to you, JJ. You haven't been kind to me lately

31 January 2006, 11:09 PM

That was a beautiful piece of fiction, Frans. Very well done.

I wonder how you'll react when we start bashing you and your heritage, though.

Gedanken · 1 February 2006, 07:15 AM

Dunno about the dope or clogs, but the skirt sure got my attention.

Uncle-AJ · 1 February 2006, 09:19 AM

Good one orangeman.

dman · 1 February 2006, 01:16 PM

All the above replies are also a big reason why this place is the best, I am ROTFLMAO!!

31 January 2006, 08:06 AM	#1
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	One more reason why TRF is great!! I log on this afternoon for the first time all day. Wow there are 3 pages of new posts to read through, I better get cracking. Well between the banter with friends like John and Frans it takes me two hours to finally read through the posts. Gotta like a place where you can bump into a friend at any hour of the day almost. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

31 January 2006, 08:29 AM	#3
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Forum life By one of our correspondents. One of the lesser known Internet activities to the public at large is the participation in so-called forums. The name is derived from Latin and means market square. At an Internet forum people with a common interest post messages on a message board and discuss topics concerning that common interest. But this seemingly harmless activity has its dark sides. And it’s this dark side that I want to expose here. One of the victims of this dark side is a Dutch citizen who wants to remain anonymous. We talked to him at a secret address because he doesn’t want his spouse to find out although he suspects she has her doubts already. “It all started out quite harmless”, the victim explains. “I was greeted by a couple of forum regulars who went out of their way to make me feel welcome”. “At that time I didn’t have a notion about what horror was awaiting me”, he explains whilst fighting back the tears. “All of a sudden the silly jokes about my Dutch nationality started and soon after that accusations about drug trafficking and the possession of gold clad menswear surfaced”. “I thought it was all harmless until I started to receive threats by e-mail and PM”. “The whole evil machinery is conducted by a couple of Canadians, a Hawaiian, an inhabitant from Washington DC and a mailman from New York”. This correspondent was absolutely baffled and outraged by all of this and decided to investigate. More news will follow as soon as it reaches our offices. Said victim is now in therapy but his future is bleak. “Be warned, don’t fall for same sweet-talk I did, those guys know now mercy. I think they pick on minorities to compensate for their lack of manhood”. __________________ Member# 127

31 January 2006, 09:50 AM	#5
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Fransy Pansy, ROTFLMFAOPISSMYPANTSOL!!! You are too much mate. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

31 January 2006, 09:53 AM	#9
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	ROTFLMAO @ Frans! Well, Daren, read on - you may find out a thing or two about JJ. Yes, it's shameless plugging - sue me. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

31 January 2006, 09:55 AM	#10
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Another installment coming up James? I hope so. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

31 January 2006, 08:18 AM	#2
RogerF "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Duh! Location: Toronto Canada Watch: a gonna do? Posts: 2,573	Who the heck are you? Why do you keeping coming here? sheesh they let all sorts come on to the internet these days.......

31 January 2006, 04:09 PM	#7
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196

31 January 2006, 10:15 AM	#11
---- Guest Posts: n/a	Frans - that was great! You are the best - glad you can take all our bashing with a sense of humour......cheers to you mate! By the way, I haven't seen any silly jokes about your Dutch heritage, just a few facts being thrown about.......

31 January 2006, 01:05 PM	#12
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	I think we need to buy Dutchie an Apple fritter & Tim's Double Double to help snap him out of his funk. And I was going to post a pic of all my cables just for him. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

31 January 2006, 05:32 PM	#13
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Wait till I lash out to you, JJ. You haven't been kind to me lately __________________ Member# 127

31 January 2006, 11:09 PM	#14
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	That was a beautiful piece of fiction, Frans. Very well done. I wonder how you'll react when we start bashing you and your heritage, though.

1 February 2006, 07:15 AM	#15
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Dunno about the dope or clogs, but the skirt sure got my attention. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

1 February 2006, 09:19 AM	#16
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Good one orangeman. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

1 February 2006, 01:16 PM	#17
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	All the above replies are also a big reason why this place is the best, I am ROTFLMAO!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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