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16 April 2015, 03:34 PM | #1 |
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20 yrs
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from
their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, finally finding her husband in the basement, crouched in the corner, facing the wall, and sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?", he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices; I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?" "I would have been released today." |
16 April 2015, 09:41 PM | #2 |
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16 April 2015, 10:03 PM | #3 |
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16 April 2015, 10:08 PM | #4 |
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Great one.
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16 April 2015, 10:10 PM | #5 |
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Made me smile.
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17 April 2015, 12:15 AM | #6 |
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17 April 2015, 08:32 AM | #8 |
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17 April 2015, 09:59 AM | #10 |
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17 April 2015, 11:40 AM | #11 |
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17 April 2015, 01:43 PM | #12 |
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17 April 2015, 01:52 PM | #13 |
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very good
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18 April 2015, 06:48 AM | #14 |
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Haha good one
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20 April 2015, 06:41 AM | #15 |
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Ha funny !!
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