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Old 31 July 2016, 02:02 AM   #1
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Hilarious Platona reviews on Amazon

Check out the reviews https://www.amazon.com/Rolex-Cosmogr...atinum+daytona
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Old 31 July 2016, 02:11 AM   #2
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The questions and answers are just as funny!
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Old 31 July 2016, 03:18 AM   #3
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Hilarious. Almost as funny as the Haribo gummy bear reviews.


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Old 31 July 2016, 04:31 AM   #4
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I think some of them were just pulling my leg.
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Old 31 July 2016, 09:23 AM   #5
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Those are funny
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Old 31 July 2016, 03:27 PM   #6
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Man that is funny
But Man, I still want one
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Old 31 July 2016, 07:32 PM   #7
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Old 31 July 2016, 10:05 PM   #8
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Very funny.
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Old 31 July 2016, 10:17 PM   #9
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Almost all the luxury high end pieces on Amazon are riddled with troll reviews like that and probably another reason why Swiss brands aren't thrilled to see them for sale on Amazon. I'm sure the people writing the reviews wouldn't think twice of spending big coin on recreational drugs, booze, holidays, lottery, etc. Lot of them are funny though; there's one on the Patek Philippe Grand Complication Ref 5496P that's particular amusing and it starts out with, “this watch isn’t simply a watch; it is a priceless heirloom, meticulously crafted by Patek Philippe and his assistant Jesus Christ..”
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Old 1 August 2016, 03:51 AM   #10
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had me rolling very funny
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Old 1 August 2016, 03:54 AM   #11
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Makes me wonder if our Dr. gave up on cocaine and prostitutes?
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Old 4 August 2016, 01:48 PM   #12
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Old 4 August 2016, 02:52 PM   #13
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Reminds me of the Zenith tourbillion ones from a while back, oh and the wolf t-shirt ones are priceless
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Reminds me of the Zenith tourbillion ones from a while back, oh and the wolf t-shirt ones are priceless

The 3 wolves t shirt reviews are classics.
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Old 6 August 2016, 04:23 AM   #15
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Oh my gosh, these were the funniest things I have ever read. Very few times do I LOL like extreme! LOL EXTREME is what happened.
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Old 15 August 2016, 01:50 PM   #17
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Old 22 August 2016, 01:35 PM   #19
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Yes they were very amusing. But I actually gave real reviews on the DJ and GMT that I have. Now I am wondering if I should have just kept quiet.
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Old 3 October 2016, 12:25 AM   #20
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These are hilarious!!! Best reviews ever!!
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