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JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 08:59 AM

Guys,

I've got a wife with beautiful hair and 2 lovely daughters with the same. Fortunately, neither of the two fell on me.

But the question I keep getting asked very often is...

"How does my hair look, JJ?" (this from Zemina) and...

"How does my hair look, daddy?" (this from one of my daughters)

And the problem is I really don't notice at all. My reply is quite curt and prompt: "How the hell can you expect a guy who doesn't have a bloomin' follicle on his head to notice - of all the goddamn things - HAIR?"

So what should I do, guys? The ladies feel pretty hurt and down trodden 'cause I never take notice of their HAIR when they've been to the hairdressers. How do I get myself to notice such things?

JJ

Launch Mini · 18 March 2006, 09:17 AM

Your wifes eyes are a little higher that there.
No seriously, this is a lose lose for you.
It's like the loaded question, "does this make me look fat?"
You cannont answer "No, the extra cheeseburger makes you look fat"

Make it a habit, everytime you admire your watch, look up and tell them they look "Marvelous".
Got to earn those brownie points big guy

Launch Mini · 18 March 2006, 09:27 AM

What I get is AFTER they've been to the hair dressers, then they ask " Notice anything??'
Uh , Not really.

That earns me brownie points.

mailman · 18 March 2006, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Guys,

I've got a wife with beautiful hair and 2 lovely daughters with the same. Fortunately, neither of the two fell on me.

But the question I keep getting asked very often is...

"How does my hair look, JJ?" (this from Zemina) and...

"How does my hair look, daddy?" (this from one of my daughters)

And the problem is I really don't notice at all. My reply is quite curt and prompt: "How the hell can you expect a guy who doesn't have a bloomin' follicle on his head to notice - of all the goddamn things - HAIR?"

So what should I do, guys? The ladies feel pretty hurt and down trodden 'cause I never take notice of their HAIR when they've been to the hairdressers. How do I get myself to notice such things?

JJ

Seriuosly JJ, do you shave your head, or are you just naturally bald?

Rockrolex · 18 March 2006, 01:29 PM

JJ, it's a guy thing. I get the same complaint from Arleen. But she finally apologized for being mad at me about my not noticing. She realized she changes her hair so often that I can't keep up with all the style and color changes. So now she doesn't even bother to ask.

Just tell your women that men have a genetic deficiency that prevents them from noticing women's hair after they have just come from the beauty shop.

dman · 18 March 2006, 02:01 PM

It is better than saying it looks good and not sounding like you mean it.

It is a tough spot for you JJ, especially with all that estrogen running in that house. Maybe you should just make a comment before they ask, it could work.

SLRdude · 18 March 2006, 02:18 PM

mmm... Photoshop project....

JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by comatox

mmm... Photoshop project....

Don't you dare, tosser!

JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Seriuosly JJ, do you shave your head, or are you just naturally bald?

Well, Paulie, I am bald by hereditary...on my father's side. If I actually made an effort to grow hair, it would just wind up as a white fringe just above the nape of my neck.

So to make things easy, I just shave myself completely bald with my trusty twin-blade Gillette whenever I shave my face!

mailman · 18 March 2006, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

So to make things easy, I just shave myself completely bald with my trusty twin-blade Gillette whenever I shave my face!

You forgot to do your arms

padi56 · 18 March 2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

You forgot to do your arms

Thats sheeps wool Paul.

C.J. · 19 March 2006, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

You forgot to do your arms

That would require a weedwhacker

JJ Irani · 19 March 2006, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

That would require a weedwhacker

19 March 2006, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

That would require a weedwhacker

Or a riding mower......

18 March 2006, 08:59 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	"How does my hair look?" Silly question or what? Guys, I've got a wife with beautiful hair and 2 lovely daughters with the same. Fortunately, neither of the two fell on me. But the question I keep getting asked very often is... "How does my hair look, JJ?" (this from Zemina) and... "How does my hair look, daddy?" (this from one of my daughters) And the problem is I really don't notice at all. My reply is quite curt and prompt: "How the hell can you expect a guy who doesn't have a bloomin' follicle on his head to notice - of all the goddamn things - HAIR?" So what should I do, guys? The ladies feel pretty hurt and down trodden 'cause I never take notice of their HAIR when they've been to the hairdressers. How do I get myself to notice such things? JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! Last edited by JJ Irani; 18 March 2006 at 09:01 AM..

18 March 2006, 09:17 AM	#2
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Your wifes eyes are a little higher that there. No seriously, this is a lose lose for you. It's like the loaded question, "does this make me look fat?" You cannont answer "No, the extra cheeseburger makes you look fat" Make it a habit, everytime you admire your watch, look up and tell them they look "Marvelous". Got to earn those brownie points big guy __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

18 March 2006, 09:27 AM	#3
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	What I get is AFTER they've been to the hair dressers, then they ask " Notice anything??' Uh , Not really. That earns me brownie points. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

18 March 2006, 01:29 PM	#5
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,970	JJ, it's a guy thing. I get the same complaint from Arleen. But she finally apologized for being mad at me about my not noticing. She realized she changes her hair so often that I can't keep up with all the style and color changes. So now she doesn't even bother to ask. Just tell your women that men have a genetic deficiency that prevents them from noticing women's hair after they have just come from the beauty shop. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

18 March 2006, 02:01 PM	#6
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	It is better than saying it looks good and not sounding like you mean it. It is a tough spot for you JJ, especially with all that estrogen running in that house. Maybe you should just make a comment before they ask, it could work. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

18 March 2006, 02:18 PM	#7
SLRdude "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Chip Location: Dallas TX Posts: 6,194	mmm... Photoshop project.... __________________ Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. Yoda, Jedi Master CHIP Member # 87

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