Rolex Questions

[Jimbits76]

If I wear my Rolex with my nice "boiled grey" Y Front pants and nothing else, does it make me more attractive to weasels?

If I wear my Rolex in public, do I need to wipe my butt properly or will people overlook it?

If I give my Rolex to a squirrel, will it let me hold it's nuts?

If I beat a goose and swan with a Nato strap, which will break my arm first?

If a shark wears an Omega and a Crocodile wears a Rolex, which would win in a fight.

Why is a Red Sub called a Red Sub? It looks a kind of steely grey colour to me!

Omega have a Moonwatch but I wear my Sub when the moon is out and when I moon old ladies from a car window. Not so great now are you Omega fans?

If I took a movement out of a Rolex taped it to a white china dinner plate and drew on some hands with a magic marker, could I call it a Panerai limited Edition?

If I had sex whilst not wearing my Rolex, can I get pregnant?

If I had sex whilst wearing my Rolex am I still a virgin.

Do Monkeys wear Rolex?

If an angry badger had to choose a Rolex sports model, which would it pick?

J

[stevenshin]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I give my Rolex to a squirrel, will it let me hold it's nuts?

[CPTL]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If a shark wears an Omega and a Crocodile wears a Rolex, which would win in a fight.

I think the croc would win. The bright Omega lume would give away the shark's position, so he'd lose the element of surprise.

[marshallr47]

Jim, those questions are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh brother .

[DSJ]

My response:

Originally Posted by jimbits76

if i wear my rolex with my nice "boiled grey" y front pants and nothing else, does it make me more attractive to weasels?
Nothing can make you more attractive, jim.

If i wear my rolex in public, do i need to wipe my butt properly or will people overlook it? - your rolex or your butt?

If i give my rolex to a squirrel, will it let me hold it's nuts?
Depends on the model

if i beat a goose and swan with a nato strap, which will break my arm first?
I have my money on the goose

if a shark wears an omega and a crocodile wears a rolex, which would win in a fight. The polar bear with the breitling

why is a red sub called a red sub? It looks a kind of steely grey colour to me! Just to confuse you, jim!

Omega have a moonwatch but i wear my sub when the moon is out and when i moon old ladies from a car window. Not so great now are you omega fans? I have no response to this

if i took a movement out of a rolex taped it to a white china dinner plate and drew on some hands with a magic marker, could i call it a panerai limited edition? No, you could call it a rolari wedgewood

if i had sex whilst not wearing my rolex, can i get pregnant? Only with bubba

if i had sex whilst wearing my rolex am i still a virgin. Only with bubba

do monkeys wear rolex? Look in the mirror with your rolex on.

If an angry badger had to choose a rolex sports model, which would it pick? Tt daytona - no reason

j

[Tools]

You need to immediately check your meds jim...

I think you may have doubled up on the dosage.......

[Rockrolex]

Originally Posted by Tools

You need to immediately check your meds jim...

I think you may have doubled up on the dosage.......

Either that or he needs to double the dosage, Larry.

[Rockrolex]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I wear my Rolex with my nice "boiled grey" Y Front pants and nothing else, does it make me more attractive to weasels?

If I wear my Rolex in public, do I need to wipe my butt properly or will people overlook it?

If I give my Rolex to a squirrel, will it let me hold it's nuts?

If I beat a goose and swan with a Nato strap, which will break my arm first?

If a shark wears an Omega and a Crocodile wears a Rolex, which would win in a fight.

Why is a Red Sub called a Red Sub? It looks a kind of steely grey colour to me!

Omega have a Moonwatch but I wear my Sub when the moon is out and when I moon old ladies from a car window. Not so great now are you Omega fans?

If I took a movement out of a Rolex taped it to a white china dinner plate and drew on some hands with a magic marker, could I call it a Panerai limited Edition?

If I had sex whilst not wearing my Rolex, can I get pregnant?

If I had sex whilst wearing my Rolex am I still a virgin.

Do Monkeys wear Rolex?

If an angry badger had to choose a Rolex sports model, which would it pick?

J

The answers to all the questions are:

1. Yes
2. No
3 Maybe

Take your pick. They all fit.

[DSJ]

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

The answers to all the questions are:

1. Yes
2. No
3 Maybe

Take your pick. They all fit.

You must be a lawyer...

[mfer]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I wear my Rolex with my nice "boiled grey" Y Front pants and nothing else, does it make me more attractive to weasels?

No, as weasels prefer Sinn watches. They prefer the industrial, German design.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I wear my Rolex in public, do I need to wipe my butt properly or will people overlook it?

No, it is best you don't wipe your arse as you will have an unusual gait and people won't notice your nice watch or just think it is fake, thus, less likely to be mugged for your Rolex.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I give my Rolex to a squirrel, will it let me hold it's nuts?

Some. Only the grey ones. Red squirrels don't have a concept of sharing. This is why they are larger than grey squirrels.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I beat a goose and swan with a Nato strap, which will break my arm first?

Good question, I'm not sure. Let's propose a gov't funded project and report our findings....

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If a shark wears an Omega and a Crocodile wears a Rolex, which would win in a fight.

Need clarification. Is it a salt-water crocodile? If it is not, where is the battle ground?

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Why is a Red Sub called a Red Sub? It looks a kind of steely grey colour to me!

A little known fact about the red sub is that it is called a red sub for a different reason. Most people don't know about it, including myself....

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Omega have a Moonwatch but I wear my Sub when the moon is out and when I moon old ladies from a car window. Not so great now are you Omega fans?

Your logic is infallible, yet I don't understand your question...

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I took a movement out of a Rolex taped it to a white china dinner plate and drew on some hands with a magic marker, could I call it a Panerai limited Edition?

No, you would need to tape it to an Italian dinner plate to be a Panerai LE.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I had sex whilst not wearing my Rolex, can I get pregnant?

No, you are still a man. Last I checked, men don't get pregnant.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I had sex whilst wearing my Rolex am I still a virgin.

Only if you are born again somehow.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Do Monkeys wear Rolex?

I have seen many monkeys walking the streets wearing Rolex, especially in California.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If an angry badger had to choose a Rolex sports model, which would it pick?

An explorer as he is an explorer.

[Jimbits76]

Originally Posted by mfer

No, as weasels prefer Sinn watches. They prefer the industrial, German design.



No, it is best you don't wipe your arse as you will have an unusual gait and people won't notice your nice watch or just think it is fake, thus, less likely to be mugged for your Rolex.



Some. Only the grey ones. Red squirrels don't have a concept of sharing. This is why they are larger than grey squirrels.



Good question, I'm not sure. Let's propose a gov't funded project and report our findings....



Need clarification. Is it a salt-water crocodile? If it is not, where is the battle ground?



A little known fact about the red sub is that it is called a red sub for a different reason. Most people don't know about it, including myself....



Your logic is infallible, yet I don't understand your question...



No, you would need to tape it to an Italian dinner plate to be a Panerai LE.



No, you are still a man. Last I checked, men don't get pregnant.



Only if you are born again somehow.



I have seen many monkeys walking the streets wearing Rolex, especially in California.



An explorer as he is an explorer.

That was awesome.

J

[redshirt1957]

I never thought I would live to see the day that I felt completely normal. After reading this thread by our dear friend Mr. Jimlittlebits, I am going to stop my rehab and medications; cause I must be cured.. Wonder if they will let me drive the school bus again.

[Perdu]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I never thought I would live to see the day that I felt completely normal. After reading this thread by our dear friend Mr. Jimlittlebits, I am going to stop my rehab and medications; cause I must be cured.. Wonder if they will let me drive the school bus again.

Cute!

[jdc]

[jdc]

Jim, what about if Andy Murray wore a Leopard Daytona would it make him more flamboyant and interesting ?

[scottschoe]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If an angry badger had to choose a Rolex sports model, which would it pick?

J

SS Daytona, at MSRP of course.

[Trurolexer]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

If I wear my Rolex with my nice "boiled grey" Y Front pants and nothing else, does it make me more attractive to weasels?

If I wear my Rolex in public, do I need to wipe my butt properly or will people overlook it?

If I give my Rolex to a squirrel, will it let me hold it's nuts?

If I beat a goose and swan with a Nato strap, which will break my arm first?

If a shark wears an Omega and a Crocodile wears a Rolex, which would win in a fight.

Why is a Red Sub called a Red Sub? It looks a kind of steely grey colour to me!

Omega have a Moonwatch but I wear my Sub when the moon is out and when I moon old ladies from a car window. Not so great now are you Omega fans?

If I took a movement out of a Rolex taped it to a white china dinner plate and drew on some hands with a magic marker, could I call it a Panerai limited Edition?

If I had sex whilst not wearing my Rolex, can I get pregnant?

If I had sex whilst wearing my Rolex am I still a virgin.

Do Monkeys wear Rolex?

If an angry badger had to choose a Rolex sports model, which would it pick?

J

[j5jts]

very funny