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Old 9 November 2017, 09:54 PM   #1
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The Married Robe

On their first romantic night together, a newlywed couple head to their secluded bedroom as the night is growing old. The new bride is first to freshen up and comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing nothing but a thick robe. The proud husband says, "My Dear, we are married now, you can open your robe and be comfortable."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe and it gently falls to the floor. He is astonished, "Oh, my, aaahhh," he exclaims. "My goodness! You are so beautiful, please, let me take your picture." Puzzled and a bit uncomfortable she asks, "My picture?" He calmly answers, "Yes my Dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She accepts, smiles and then he takes her picture.

Next, the husband heads to the bathroom to shower and get cleaned up. He comes out wearing a thick robe and the new wife asks, "Honey, why do you wear a robe? We are married now." With that, the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, my, aaahhh, let me please get a picture." The husband sticks out his chest, flexes his muscles, and beams with excitement proudly saying, "Of coarse!". The wife responds, "Thanks, I really need to get this enlarged!"
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Old 16 November 2017, 06:45 AM   #2
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