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scottwmitch · 5 May 2018, 07:51 AM

It's Friday. The IPAs are flowing. So is my warped imagination. Here's the scenario.

You are told that your dream Rolex lies in the bottom of an over-flowing porta-pot (pristine and packaged). You are told you can't manipulate the porta-pot itself (e.g., you can't tip it over) and that the only way to get the watch is to actually fish it out. You can't use any other items other than your very own limbs. It's 4 feet deep to the bottom. Would you?

Have fun and be creative!

dmash · 5 May 2018, 07:52 AM

Lol this is seriously what you ponder while drinking?

MinMay · 5 May 2018, 07:55 AM

I’ll pay someone $100 to get it for me. And call it a day.

gwozhog · 5 May 2018, 07:57 AM

Must be a shortage of hooters at the bar he is drinking at. Hey man it’s still early, go find a better bar.

Frakis · 5 May 2018, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by schoolboy

Does it have box and papers?

Hahaha, thanks for the laugh!

schoolboy · 5 May 2018, 08:00 AM

Does it have box and papers?

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droptopman · 5 May 2018, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by schoolboy

Does it have box and papers?

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LOL, just to add to the thought. Is it unpolished?

eyeheartny · 5 May 2018, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by droptopman

LOL, just to add to the thought. Is it unpolished?

you know what they say, you can't polish a turd

Speedbird-1 · 5 May 2018, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by eyeheartny

you know what they say, you can't polish a turd

Really? We've seen a couple here!

WAK4 · 5 May 2018, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by schoolboy

Does it have box and papers?

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More importantly... Does it have stickers ?

Jason71 · 5 May 2018, 09:52 AM

Start drinking a Porter and mello my friend.

Zakalwe · 5 May 2018, 08:00 AM

Sorry no creativity here. I would do it for a soggy fiver let alone a multi thousand pound watch without a second thought.

There are worse things than poo.

JacksonStone · 5 May 2018, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Zakalwe

There are worse things than poo.

Yeah, like hepatitis. Pass.

Al1969 · 5 May 2018, 08:05 AM

Depends on which reference we’re talking about.

sensui · 5 May 2018, 08:16 AM

Like scratches, imagine the fine memories that'll come every time you wear that watch.

Timetracker · 5 May 2018, 08:37 AM

Jump, don’t dive.....

037 · 5 May 2018, 08:52 AM

Since no one else is playing along...

I'd call the number on the side and tell the company that a valuable item was dropped inside. I'd then let them pump the contents, retrieve it and pay them accordingly.

Easy.

"I had to go through some serious sh*t to get this watch."

Wcdhtwn · 5 May 2018, 09:07 AM

Drinking alone is unhealthy.

And if Tim Robbins can swim through a 1/4 mile of shit to escape Shawshank I can stick my hand in a port-o-potty for an $85,000 watch.

Headshrinker · 7 May 2018, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Wcdhtwn

Drinking alone is unhealthy.

And if Tim Robbins can swim through a 1/4 mile of shit to escape Shawshank I can stick my hand in a port-o-potty for an $85,000 watch.

You would have to have a long arm to reach four feet and be able to retrieve it. It may involve some face time!

Starhutch · 5 May 2018, 09:09 AM

Must be some kind of “special” IPA

The Libertine · 5 May 2018, 09:52 AM

Would rather keep my self respect.

Watch This · 5 May 2018, 09:52 AM

Absolute proof we have run out of things to talk about.

knm · 5 May 2018, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Watch This

Absolute proof we have run out of things to talk about.

I second that.

TheRolexKingofLV · 8 May 2018, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Watch This

Absolute proof we have run out of things to talk about.

Etschell · 5 May 2018, 10:13 AM

stop drinking.

coxswain · 5 May 2018, 12:24 PM

If it is Paul Newman's "Paul Newman" Daytona, I will definitely do it. $17.8 million! Cha-Ching! 4ft-deep shit is nothing. Most of us would swim into 14ft-deep shit.

floraneg · 5 May 2018, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by coxswain

If it is Paul Newman's "Paul Newman" Daytona, I will definitely do it. $17.8 million! Cha-Ching! 4ft-deep shit is nothing. Most of us would swim into 14ft-deep shit.

I will agree on that!

floraneg · 5 May 2018, 12:30 PM

Whatever you are drinking, you need to switch to something else!

DonBateman · 5 May 2018, 02:07 PM

Certainly I would do it. I would use my legs to grab the box.

Uppersouth · 5 May 2018, 02:23 PM

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5 May 2018, 07:51 AM	#1
scottwmitch "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: USA Posts: 649	How Far Would You Go? It's Friday. The IPAs are flowing. So is my warped imagination. Here's the scenario. You are told that your dream Rolex lies in the bottom of an over-flowing porta-pot (pristine and packaged). You are told you can't manipulate the porta-pot itself (e.g., you can't tip it over) and that the only way to get the watch is to actually fish it out. You can't use any other items other than your very own limbs. It's 4 feet deep to the bottom. Would you? Have fun and be creative!

5 May 2018, 09:52 AM	#11
Jason71 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Jason Location: USA Watch: Rolex/Tudor Divers Posts: 7,973	Start drinking a Porter and mello my friend. __________________ Best Regards, Jason Just Say "NO" to Polishing Card-Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch Curmudgeons LIfe is too short to wear inexpensive watches PLEXI IS SEXY

5 May 2018, 08:05 AM	#14
Al1969 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,640	Depends on which reference we’re talking about. __________________ WG SUB-116719 GMT MASTER II 126719

5 May 2018, 10:13 AM	#25
Etschell "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: FL Watch: platinum sub Posts: 15,884	stop drinking. __________________ If you wind it, they will run. 25 or 6 to 4.

5 May 2018, 02:23 PM	#30
Uppersouth 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2017 Real Name: Lee Location: Kentucky Watch: SWISS Posts: 1,564	Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk __________________ Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -ROBERT FROST

5 May 2018, 07:52 AM	#2
dmash Member Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: USA <> BKK Posts: 6,160	Lol this is seriously what you ponder while drinking?

5 May 2018, 07:55 AM	#3
MinMay Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: United States Posts: 2,410	I’ll pay someone $100 to get it for me. And call it a day.

5 May 2018, 07:57 AM	#4
gwozhog "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Point Blank, TX Posts: 2,894	Must be a shortage of hooters at the bar he is drinking at. Hey man it’s still early, go find a better bar.

5 May 2018, 08:00 AM	#6
schoolboy Banned Join Date: Nov 2017 Real Name: Jesus Location: Texas Watch: 116234 Posts: 8,721	Does it have box and papers? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

5 May 2018, 08:00 AM	#12
Zakalwe "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Real Name: Sal Location: London Posts: 2,496	Sorry no creativity here. I would do it for a soggy fiver let alone a multi thousand pound watch without a second thought. There are worse things than poo.

5 May 2018, 08:16 AM	#15
sensui 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 12,446	Like scratches, imagine the fine memories that'll come every time you wear that watch.

5 May 2018, 08:37 AM	#16
Timetracker "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: USA Posts: 178	Jump, don’t dive.....

5 May 2018, 08:52 AM	#17
037 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: USA Posts: 6,173	Since no one else is playing along... I'd call the number on the side and tell the company that a valuable item was dropped inside. I'd then let them pump the contents, retrieve it and pay them accordingly. Easy. "I had to go through some serious sh*t to get this watch."

5 May 2018, 09:07 AM	#18
Wcdhtwn "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Houston Watch: SkyD, SD43, GMT2 Posts: 5,061	Drinking alone is unhealthy. And if Tim Robbins can swim through a 1/4 mile of shit to escape Shawshank I can stick my hand in a port-o-potty for an $85,000 watch.

5 May 2018, 09:09 AM	#20
Starhutch 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Real Name: HUTCH Location: USA Watch: PROBLEM Posts: 1,365	Must be some kind of “special” IPA

5 May 2018, 09:52 AM	#21
The Libertine Banned Join Date: May 2014 Real Name: Mike Location: BOS Watch: 16710;14060;214270 Posts: 6,375	Would rather keep my self respect.

5 May 2018, 09:52 AM	#22
Watch This Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: In your head Watch: SS YMII Posts: 1,619	Absolute proof we have run out of things to talk about.

5 May 2018, 12:24 PM	#26
coxswain Banned Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Chicago Posts: 84	If it is Paul Newman's "Paul Newman" Daytona, I will definitely do it. $17.8 million! Cha-Ching! 4ft-deep shit is nothing. Most of us would swim into 14ft-deep shit.

5 May 2018, 12:30 PM	#28
floraneg "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: Louisiana Posts: 223	Whatever you are drinking, you need to switch to something else!

5 May 2018, 02:07 PM	#29
DonBateman Banned Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: IL Watch: I like watch Posts: 753	Certainly I would do it. I would use my legs to grab the box.

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