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JohnBaker3 · 21 September 2018, 09:15 PM

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies......"Divorce Attorney!"

MonBK · 21 September 2018, 09:21 PM

Hahahaha...:)

Bluside · 21 September 2018, 09:54 PM

I believe she was hired by my ex.

BBL · 21 September 2018, 10:56 PM

John, Hahahaaaa....

Bluside, I am sorry to hear...

DM

XtraCrispy · 29 September 2018, 04:20 AM

Good one!

VICI · 16 October 2018, 12:40 PM

It’s a little odd to say the least, might wanna tweak that joke a bit boy-> man/guy..

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Rode · 16 October 2018, 09:48 PM

Nice one

J_1964 · 11 November 2018, 05:32 PM

Now That's FUNNY!!

SFmedic13 · 23 November 2018, 01:36 AM

Nice........

farcomb · 23 November 2018, 11:09 PM

Lol, testicle attorney

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ltmgeller · 24 November 2018, 04:14 AM

mpatton4re · 25 November 2018, 06:58 AM

Hmmm... I was thinking an IRS agent right up to the end...

21 September 2018, 09:15 PM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	The Father and Son A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replies......"Divorce Attorney!" __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

21 September 2018, 10:56 PM	#4
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21 September 2018, 09:21 PM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Hahahaha...:)

21 September 2018, 09:54 PM	#3
Bluside 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Florida Posts: 3,081	I believe she was hired by my ex.

29 September 2018, 04:20 AM	#5
XtraCrispy "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Real Name: Joe Location: Chicago Watch: me closely! Posts: 234	Good one!

16 October 2018, 12:40 PM	#6
VICI "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Alex Location: Gotham City Watch: IG: Mr_Right_NYC Posts: 5,672	It’s a little odd to say the least, might wanna tweak that joke a bit boy-> man/guy.. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

16 October 2018, 09:48 PM	#7
Rode Banned Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: USA Posts: 242	Nice one

11 November 2018, 05:32 PM	#8
J_1964 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2017 Real Name: Jim Location: NoCal USA Watch: 16710 Posts: 1,955	Now That's FUNNY!!

23 November 2018, 01:36 AM	#9
SFmedic13 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Real Name: SANTIAGO Location: San Antonio Texas Watch: None Currently Posts: 581	Nice........

23 November 2018, 11:09 PM	#10
farcomb Banned Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: US Posts: 15	Lol, testicle attorney Sent from my TECNO F3 using Tapatalk

25 November 2018, 06:58 AM	#12
mpatton4re "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Real Name: Mark Patton Location: Cayucos, CA Posts: 5	Hmmm... I was thinking an IRS agent right up to the end...

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