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alohanakoni · 28 January 2009, 07:20 AM

Assignment:
Draw a picture showing what you want to be when you grow up.

Parent Response:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

Bisquitlips · 28 January 2009, 09:52 AM

limbo · 28 January 2009, 01:31 PM

Rolexitis · 28 January 2009, 01:41 PM

onkyo · 28 January 2009, 02:58 PM

golfball123 · 28 January 2009, 03:08 PM

gtbike72 · 28 January 2009, 03:34 PM

Nitedeuce · 28 January 2009, 03:54 PM

Best one I've seen in a long time! ROFL

JJ Irani · 28 January 2009, 04:32 PM

SLS · 30 January 2009, 08:56 AM

I just got that in an email! Too funny.
~Scott

figbo · 30 January 2009, 03:26 PM

Latrodectus · 31 January 2009, 01:10 PM

ratae1950 · 1 February 2009, 07:15 AM

Rofl!

TDH · 2 February 2009, 03:38 PM

coddger · 3 February 2009, 02:33 PM

marshallr47 · 6 February 2009, 12:04 AM

TSW · 27 July 2011, 04:53 PM

Hahahahahaa

johnbeth · 27 July 2011, 08:15 PM

Art 1 · 27 July 2011, 08:32 PM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 01:32 AM

cedargrove · 29 July 2011, 09:30 AM

Literally LOL

GradyPhilpott · 29 July 2011, 10:21 AM

I'm not buying it. I doesn't look like a shovel to me.

swatty · 29 July 2011, 08:25 PM

Looks like a pole to me

Sweramic · 29 July 2011, 08:49 PM

mtrunner · 29 July 2011, 10:54 PM

That is classic!

Route 66 · 30 July 2011, 12:30 AM

That's cute.

Mr. K · 30 July 2011, 04:55 AM

Funny

28 January 2009, 07:20 AM	#1
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28 January 2009, 09:52 AM	#2
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