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JohnBaker3 · 23 February 2019, 11:03 PM

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,

"I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.

"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess!"

swatty · 24 February 2019, 03:55 PM

Psmith · 24 February 2019, 08:04 PM

Swiss Mad! · 24 February 2019, 08:22 PM

LOL!

Contused · 24 February 2019, 10:48 PM

GradyPhilpott · 25 February 2019, 02:33 AM

Runfar · 27 February 2019, 01:55 AM

haaaa this one was good

Porsche · 27 February 2019, 04:26 PM

he he

henrylee · 27 February 2019, 04:58 PM

Lol

Rogdogg · 27 February 2019, 04:59 PM

good one!

mmmmp · 28 February 2019, 07:14 AM

Ha! Funny stuff.

Mark

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schoolboy · 3 March 2019, 04:00 AM

Hahaha come on!

Prestige_Swiss · 9 March 2019, 10:19 AM

Hahahahahahahahaha

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THC · 14 March 2019, 09:25 PM

https://www.rolexforums.com/showthre...highlight=Golf

Still funny in any format

mcstones · 14 March 2019, 11:31 PM

funny guy....

SFmedic13 · 2 April 2019, 02:20 AM

+Cool one , Thanks.....

Al1969 · 7 April 2019, 04:11 PM

majorleon · 8 April 2019, 12:03 AM

good one

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SOG DIVER · 8 April 2019, 02:02 AM

I used to ride Harleys,including an FX RP. Then I decided to return to the nimble
well-engineered bikes of my first European motorcycle, an R-75/5.

Now I am collecting older watches and well built motorcycles: Harleys are to vintage BMWs what Steinhart is to Rolex.

I think I hear an overcoil, full bridge, parachrome bleu inside these German machines:

1951 R 51/3
1962 R 69 S
1974 R 90 S
1975 R 90 S

There is a picture of Peter Fonda looking at a new Daytona Orange R-90 S about
1976. Making up his mind.............
Maybe his sister gave him a Russian watch.......

SharpSky17 · 14 April 2019, 01:12 AM

Nice one

jsg · 14 April 2019, 03:28 AM

23 February 2019, 11:03 PM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	The Last Ride On My Harley While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess!" __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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24 February 2019, 03:55 PM	#2
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27 February 2019, 01:55 AM	#7
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27 February 2019, 04:58 PM	#9
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28 February 2019, 07:14 AM	#11
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3 March 2019, 04:00 AM	#12
schoolboy Banned Join Date: Nov 2017 Real Name: Jesus Location: Texas Watch: 116234 Posts: 8,721	Hahaha come on!

9 March 2019, 10:19 AM	#13
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THC 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Real Name: Tom Location: Mandeville La Watch: 126333 Posts: 10,664	https://www.rolexforums.com/showthre...highlight=Golf Still funny in any format

14 March 2019, 11:31 PM	#15
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2 April 2019, 02:20 AM	#16
SFmedic13 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Real Name: SANTIAGO Location: San Antonio Texas Watch: None Currently Posts: 581	+Cool one , Thanks.....

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8 April 2019, 12:03 AM	#18
majorleon "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: USA Posts: 124	good one.

8 April 2019, 02:02 AM	#19
SOG DIVER "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Real Name: LtCol R Location: Mtns-NM-MT Watch: 1680Red-551214060M Posts: 274	I used to ride Harleys,including an FX RP. Then I decided to return to the nimble well-engineered bikes of my first European motorcycle, an R-75/5. Now I am collecting older watches and well built motorcycles: Harleys are to vintage BMWs what Steinhart is to Rolex. I think I hear an overcoil, full bridge, parachrome bleu inside these German machines: 1951 R 51/3 1962 R 69 S 1974 R 90 S 1975 R 90 S There is a picture of Peter Fonda looking at a new Daytona Orange R-90 S about 1976. Making up his mind............. Maybe his sister gave him a Russian watch.......

14 April 2019, 01:12 AM	#20
SharpSky17 Banned Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: London Watch: Rolex Cellini Dual Posts: 15	Nice one

14 April 2019, 03:28 AM	#21
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