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Old 3 March 2009, 01:24 PM   #1
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Mailman's Last Day Before Retirement

The neighborhood Mail Carrier was retiring after 30 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a drink.

As he was putting the mail in the mailbox of the last house, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside and lead him upstairs where she made mad passionate love to him. After their lovemaking she lead him downstairs where she prepared an exquisite dinner for him.

He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained, "When I called my husband to ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said, "Screw him, Give him a dollar." Dinner was my idea."
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Old 3 March 2009, 01:43 PM   #2
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That's a pretty good joke!!!
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Old 4 March 2009, 02:38 AM   #5
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