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Old 22 March 2009, 03:31 AM   #1
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Good day today.

The luke warm Spurs beat the chavs and dented their title hopes.

Man Utd imploded...Lost the plot chaps????? Fulham? (Liverpool's win doesn't look so great in hindsight now does it?)

We beat the Scots in the rugger.

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Old 22 March 2009, 03:34 AM   #3
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Would someone care to translate this into English?
He's talking about football, Ed......the REAL football where you're only allowed to kick a ROUND ball with your feet......and not have 240+ pound gorillas maul each other on a football field over a ball that's ellipsoid!!
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Old 22 March 2009, 03:38 AM   #5
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He's talking about football, Ed......the REAL football where you're only allowed to kick a ROUND ball with your feet......and not have 240+ pound gorillas maul each other on a football field over a ball that's ellipsoid!!
And rugby you old loon talking of 240 pound gorillas...I'd have thought being a fan of the All Blacks you'd have known that!

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Old 22 March 2009, 03:40 AM   #6
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And rugby you old loon talking of 240 pound gorillas...I'd have thought being a fan of the All Blacks you'd have known that!

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Truth be told, Jim.....I HATE rugby!!!

Having lived over 13 long years in NZ, I still haven't been able to figure out why a couple of dozen over-sized gorillas bash the hell out of each other over a stupid ball!!
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Old 22 March 2009, 03:42 AM   #7
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Truth be told, Jim.....I HATE rugby!!!

Having lived over 13 long years in NZ, I still haven't been able to figure out why a couple of dozen over-sized gorillas bash the hell out of each other over a stupid ball!!
I forgot you're a cricket man old chap!!!!!!!

I'm not a huge fan of Rugby but I'd like to see the Irish do everybody!

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Truth be told, Jim.....I HATE rugby!!!

Having lived over 13 long years in NZ, I still haven't been able to figure out why a couple of dozen over-sized gorillas bash the hell out of each other over a stupid ball!!
Probably for the same reason that individuals compete with each other to hit a little white ball with a very long stick, the object being to put the little white ball into a tiny hole in the ground several hundred yards away from where they are standing.
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Old 22 March 2009, 03:50 AM   #9
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He's talking about football, Ed......the REAL football where you're only allowed to kick a ROUND ball with your feet......and not have 240+ pound gorillas maul each other on a football field over a ball that's ellipsoid!!
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And rugby you old loon talking of 240 pound gorillas...I'd have thought being a fan of the All Blacks you'd have known that!

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OK, now that this thread has been completely bolloxed up, are we talking about soccer or rugby? Even I know the original post was not about Cricket (I think).
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Old 22 March 2009, 11:39 PM   #10
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He's talking about football, Ed......the REAL football where you're only allowed to kick a ROUND ball with your feet......and not have 240+ pound gorillas maul each other on a football field over a ball that's ellipsoid!!
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Would someone care to translate this into English?
Ed??????????????

After your time spent here?

I thought you'd have the lingo down pat!





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Old 22 March 2009, 03:42 AM   #12
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Ed??????????????

After your time spent here?

I thought you'd have the lingo down pat!





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Please!!! Padi's had enough trouble trying to convince me that "arsehole" is the correct spelling of that nicely descriptive term. You think I can translate all that gobblydegook, too? Good grief, gimme a break.
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Old 22 March 2009, 03:44 AM   #13
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Please!!! Padi's had enough trouble trying to convince me that "arsehole" is the correct spelling of that nicely descriptive term. You think I can translate all that gobblydegook, too? Good grief, gimme a break.


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Old 22 March 2009, 11:42 PM   #14
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Please!!! Padi's had enough trouble trying to convince me that "arsehole" is the correct spelling of that nicely descriptive term.
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UNITED loose againt Fulham?
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Old 22 March 2009, 03:41 AM   #17
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2-0 but played off the park by Fulham.

Rooney and Scholes sent off...Rooney looking at big ban for behaviour!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 22 March 2009, 03:43 AM   #18
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But I still believe UNITED will win the title this year.
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Old 22 March 2009, 03:51 AM   #19
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Good day today.

The luke warm Spurs beat the chavs and dented their title hopes.

Man Utd imploded...Lost the plot chaps????? Fulham? (Liverpool's win doesn't look so great in hindsight now does it?)

We beat the Scots in the rugger.

All we need now is the barcodes to sting the goons, villa to whip the dippers and the Irish to do the grand slam.

Fingers crossed!!!!!!!!

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In the English Premier League of football Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have just beaten Chelsea football club by one goal to nil.

This result could have a detrimental effect on Chelsea winning the league title in May.

Current champions and league leaders Manchester United Football Club were beaten by Fulham Football Club following a huge defeat by Liverpool Football Club. Two players for Manchester United were also dismissed from the game.

In the Rugby Union Six Nations tournament, England beat the Scottish sides.

The writer of the original post now hopes that Newcastle United Football Club at least tie the game with Arsenal Football Club, Aston Villa Football Club beat Liverpool Football Club tomorrow and that the Irish Rugby Union side beat the Welsh Rugby Union side to achieve an unbeaten rating and win the entire tournament.

Postscript. Come on you Spurs!
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Allow me to translate....
In the English Premier League of football Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have just beaten Chelsea football club by one goal to nil.

This result could have a detrimental effect on Chelsea winning the league title in May.

Current champions and league leaders Manchester United Football Club were beaten by Fulham Football Club following a huge defeat by Liverpool Football Club. Two players for Manchester United were also dismissed from the game.

In the Rugby Union Six Nations tournament, England beat the Scottish sides.

The writer of the original post now hopes that Newcastle United Football Club at least tie the game with Arsenal Football Club, Aston Villa Football Club beat Liverpool Football Club tomorrow and that the Irish Rugby Union side beat the Welsh Rugby Union side to achieve an unbeaten rating and win the entire tournament.

Postscript. Come on you Spurs!
Now why the hell didn't you say that in the first place?
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Allow me to translate....
In the English Premier League of football Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have just beaten Chelsea football club by one goal to nil.

This result could have a detrimental effect on Chelsea winning the league title in May.

Current champions and league leaders Manchester United Football Club were beaten by Fulham Football Club following a huge defeat by Liverpool Football Club. Two players for Manchester United were also dismissed from the game.

In the Rugby Union Six Nations tournament, England beat the Scottish sides.

The writer of the original post now hopes that Newcastle United Football Club at least tie the game with Arsenal Football Club, Aston Villa Football Club beat Liverpool Football Club tomorrow and that the Irish Rugby Union side beat the Welsh Rugby Union side to achieve an unbeaten rating and win the entire tournament.

Postscript. Come on you Spurs!
Now you have lost me completely mate.
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Old 22 March 2009, 03:56 AM   #23
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Remove that filth.

We are talking about the gentleman's game.

I almost choked on my sherry and my cucumber sandwich.

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Ooops OK...Sorry I will remove it.
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Ooops OK...Sorry I will remove it.
Leave it, TR. Jim is just kidding!!
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TR I'd have thought you knew me better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!



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you forgot the best bits Looney and Scholes sent off
Gooners making hard work of their game

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Newcastle 1 Arsenal 3, sorry to ruin your weekend Jim"cock of the south"1976 - great second half and good game. Newcastle could have won, watch it on MOTD
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