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fsujp · 1 April 2009, 12:58 AM

sorry if this is a repost...

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!"

The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. "You're really an a--hole when you're drunk, Superman."

Lion · 1 April 2009, 01:16 AM

Excellent Joke!!!

JJ Irani · 1 April 2009, 02:43 AM

JJ Irani · 1 April 2009, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

Excellent Joke!!!

Why the heck don't you just

like the rest of us?

limbo · 1 April 2009, 06:01 AM

Bisquitlips · 1 April 2009, 06:46 AM

vapalux · 1 April 2009, 07:26 AM

Si

Latrodectus · 1 April 2009, 10:59 AM

hflee55 · 1 April 2009, 11:12 AM

coddger · 1 April 2009, 01:21 PM

idk01 · 2 April 2009, 12:42 AM

TSW · 26 July 2011, 05:55 AM

mitchy · 26 July 2011, 08:53 PM

1 April 2009, 12:58 AM	#1
fsujp "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Joshua Location: Tampa, FL Watch: GMT II 16710 Posts: 92	tequilla sorry if this is a repost... A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him. The astonished onlooker asks, "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!" The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. "You're really an a--hole when you're drunk, Superman."

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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Excellent Joke!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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