100% Jimbits approved

[C. Davidson]

For those of you who didn't know, I am now 100% Jimbits approved. There you have it.

[ijen0311]

[iSellJerseyShore]

-Frankie

[allanofcalifornia]

Is that a good thing?


Allan

[Watchdog]

Big congratulations! You deserve it, Chris.

Now, if you would, tell me what the hell it means . . .

[C. Davidson]

Originally Posted by ijen0311

Party over hea!

Originally Posted by iSellJerseyShore

-Frankie

Thank you, thank you.

Originally Posted by allanofcalifornia

Is that a good thing?

Allan

Yes, a very good thing.

Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

Big congratulations! You deserve it, Chris.

Now, if you would, tell me what the hell it means . . .

Thanks for the congratulations. Being 100% Jimbits approved took a long time and the certification process was brutal! Many candidates did not survive the "Jimbits Boot Camp"...and I consider myself lucky and fortunate that at the end of the day, I was the last one standing.

But fear not, word is that there is another Jimbits Boot Camp around the corner and you too could also become 100% Jimbits approved!

I tell you what, the perks are simply amazing. It was so worth it!

[swatty]

Originally Posted by allanofcalifornia

Is that a good thing?


Allan

Thats what I was thinking

[Jimbits76]

Originally Posted by swatty

Thats what I was thinking

Peter you're struck off the list!!!!!!!!!!



J

[swatty]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Peter you're struck off the list!!!!!!!!!!



J

[TheVTCGuy]

Chris... congratulations on a tremendous achievement...

I Can't get on the TOSSER List! I can't get on the Most Contributors List! I can't get Jimbits approved! I can't get on ANY list!!!

[Watchdog]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Chris... congratulations on a tremendous achievement...

I Can't get on the TOSSER List! I can't get on the Most Contributors List! I can't get Jimbits approved! I can't get on ANY list!!!

You know what, Paul, we'll just have to start our own list.

[Jimbits76]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Chris... congratulations on a tremendous achievement...

I Can't get on the TOSSER List! I can't get on the Most Contributors List! I can't get Jimbits approved! I can't get on ANY list!!!

Just for you Paul...

I hereby declare that on the 14th August 2009, the right honourable TRF member Paul TheVTCGuy is one hundred percent Jimbits Approved.



J

[TheVTCGuy]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Just for you Paul...

I hereby declare that on the 14th August 2009, the right honourable TRF member Paul TheVTCGuy is one hundred percent Jimbits Approved.



J

I made it! I made it! WOO HOO!!!!!!! I'm Jimbits approved! I'm Jimbits approved!!!!!

[ijen0311]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Chris... congratulations on a tremendous achievement...

I Can't get on the TOSSER List! I can't get on the Most Contributors List! I can't get Jimbits approved! I can't get on ANY list!!!

you're on my list Paul!

[TheVTCGuy]

Originally Posted by ijen0311

you're on my list Paul!

Sigh.... Isn't she wonderful?

[C. Davidson]

Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

You are now officially a co-founder of GAS. We are most certainly a multi-cultural organization, and we welcome diversity, even if you are part orangutan. I hope it was on your father's side. Let me know in a PM. Regardless, congrats and here's to many more years of working together in this elite fraternity of primate Rolex watch lovers.

Thank you for your support and yes, Im get the orangutan from my father's side. This could get a little crazy, but my Grandmother on my mother's side is half chimpanzee....am I sharing too much?

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Just for you Paul... I hereby declare that on the 14th August 2009, the right honourable TRF member Paul TheVTCGuy is one hundred percent Jimbits Approved.J

Congratulations to Paul for achieving 100% Jimbits approval!

Originally Posted by jdc

Beware the field test. Meet at bus station midnight, trip to Heaven nightclub, toilet inspection, night maneuvers at local park, fry up at the Pink retreat cafe No way I'm being 100% Jimbits approved. I am surprised you are coming out Chris

I have hidden in the shadows of shame for too long Martin. My time has come.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Bah....you are only 27.6% Jimbits approved!
J

Congratulations to Martin for being 27.6% Jimbits approved!

Originally Posted by JimSnyder

Is that a good thing Chris

Originally Posted by swatty

Thats what I was thinking

Yes, a very good thing. Being 100% Jimbits approved is right up there with my finding the Holy Grail. This is probably the greatest achievement of my life so far, and mind you, I have accomplished a lot!

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

I'm not sure that is something I would let be publicly known, Chris. If I were you, I would publicly disavow any knowledge of Bitsy76. What you may do in private is your own (sordid) business.

Its too late for me know, Im embracing every second of it!

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

That is it Ed...You are now 100% Jimbits Rejected!!!!For some reason that does actually sound worse than being approved J

I love where this thread is going.

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Sny... You know full well that you are 200% Jimbits approved and 500% corndog approved!!!!!!
J

Congratulations Jim on being 200% Jimbits approved!

Originally Posted by sexner

Well done Chris. And congrats on the formation, with Primate Boy, of the GAS group of members.

Open enrollment has just begun for GAS and we are now accepting applications.

Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Can't wait to be approved.

I'm sure its coming along fine. We just recieved you paperwork the other day and it has been sent to the appropriate authorities. One good thing, INTERPOL has cleared you.

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

I made it! I made it! WOO HOO!!!!!!! I'm Jimbits approved! I'm Jimbits approved!!!!!

Way to Go!

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Kelly, Chris, I am honeored to join you guys in this very special and exclusive club, I must be honest with you though, I was just accepted as 100% Jimbits approved.... so to be upfront, will that be a conflict of interest? Oh, and I have no association with any primates like Chris does..... although I have been reffered to as a horses A** on numerous occasions....

Welcome to the Gorilla Appreciation Society also known as "GAS". We will have weekly meeting every other Friday, exept in the Month of May....Animal Planet is having a "Gorilla Marathon" all month long and it cant be missed. At these meetings, food will be served, so arrive hungry. On the menu is chili, bean burritos, raw veggies, and other gassy foods.

[Watchdog]

Originally Posted by C. Davidson

Welcome to the Gorilla Appreciation Society also known as "GAS". We will have weekly meeting every other Friday, exept in the Month of May....Animal Planet is having a "Gorilla Marathon" all month long and it cant be missed. At these meetings, food will be served, so arrive hungry. On the menu is chili, bean burritos, raw veggies, and other gassy foods.

And beer. Don't forget beer!

[bodybump]

Ok chris so whats the process???

[C. Davidson]

Originally Posted by bodybump

Ok chris so whats the process???

Sing "I'm a Lumberjack" at work, in the lunchbreak room, from beginning to end without interuption. The louder the better. When your done with that, see either myself of Jimbits for the next step.

[C. Davidson]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

I Can't get on the TOSSER List! I can't get on the Most Contributors List! I can't get Jimbits approved! I can't get on ANY list!!!

Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

You know what, Paul, we'll just have to start our own list.

How about the Gorilla Appreciation Society?

[Watchdog]

Originally Posted by C. Davidson

How about the Gorilla Appreciation Society?

Excellent idea!

But I will only agree to this if you and Paul join me as equal partners in the formation of this exclusive society. We must have VERY stringent requirements for future admission to this elite club.

I am awaiting your monumental decision regarding the formation of GAS.

Your fellow GAS founder,

co-Silverback

[C. Davidson]

Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

Excellent idea!

But I will only agree to this if you and Paul join me as equal partners in the formation of this exclusive society. We must have VERY stringent requirements for future admission to this elite club.

I am awaiting your monumental decision regarding the formation of GAS.

Your fellow GAS founder,

co-Silverback

I don't know if this is the right time to bring this up or not, but I'm actually part orangutan....is that going to be an issue? Other than that, I all for the formation of this GAS group.

[TheVTCGuy]

Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

Excellent idea!

But I will only agree to this if you and Paul join me as equal partners in the formation of this exclusive society. We must have VERY stringent requirements for future admission to this elite club.

I am awaiting your monumental decision regarding the formation of GAS.

Your fellow GAS founder,

co-Silverback

Kelly, Chris, I am honeored to join you guys in this very special and exclusive club, I must be honest with you though, I was just accepted as 100% Jimbits approved.... so to be upfront, will that be a conflict of interest? Oh, and I have no association with any primates like Chris does..... although I have been reffered to as a horses A** on numerous occasions....

[KJacques]

Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

Excellent idea!

But I will only agree to this if you and Paul join me as equal partners in the formation of this exclusive society. We must have VERY stringent requirements for future admission to this elite club.

I am awaiting your monumental decision regarding the formation of GAS.

Your fellow GAS founder,

co-Silverback

I'm not sure being in the close proximity of a gorilla with GAS would be a desirable situation.

[jdc]

Beware the field test. Meet at bus station midnight, trip to Heaven nightclub, toilet inspection, night maneuvers at local park, fry up at the Pink retreat cafe No way I'm being 100% Jimbits approved I am surprised you are coming out Chris

[Jimbits76]

Originally Posted by jdc

Beware the field test. Meet at bus station midnight, trip to Heaven nightclub, toilet inspection, night maneuvers at local park, fry up at the Pink retreat cafe No way I'm being 100% Jimbits approved I am surprised you are coming out Chris

Bah....you are only 27.6% Jimbits approved!

J

[allanofcalifornia]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Bah....you are only 27.6% Jimbits approved!

J

Sounds like Martin has a long way to go!!


Allan

[Lion]

You guys are 100% certifiable!!!

[Lion]

Be careful Jim's bite is worse than his bark!!! LOL!!!

[JimSnyder]

Originally Posted by C. Davidson

For those of you who didn't know, I am now 100% Jimbits approved. There you have it.

Is that a good thing Chris