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Old 20 August 2009, 07:13 AM   #1
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I don't see the humor>>>>

not 1 bit....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked: Do you know her?

Yes, I sighed, she’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after
we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.

My God! says my wife, who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

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Old 20 August 2009, 07:16 AM   #2
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not 1 bit....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked: Do you know her?

Yes, I sighed, she’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after
we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.

My God! says my wife, who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

Jocke
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Old 20 August 2009, 07:17 AM   #3
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I see the humor and Eva is a very smart girl.

Give her my best.
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Old 20 August 2009, 07:24 AM   #4
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Makes sense to me
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Old 20 August 2009, 07:24 AM   #5
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We all do though!!

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Old 20 August 2009, 07:30 AM   #6
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wife sounds like a smart cookie! good whit!
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Old 20 August 2009, 07:47 AM   #7
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ha ha!

good one!
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Old 20 August 2009, 07:50 AM   #8
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Old 20 August 2009, 07:59 AM   #9
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Old 20 August 2009, 08:01 AM   #10
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Old 20 August 2009, 08:11 AM   #11
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LOL @ Jocke.

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Old 20 August 2009, 08:30 AM   #12
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Great joke Jocke !
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Old 20 August 2009, 08:43 AM   #13
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Jocke, that's hilarious!!!
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Old 20 August 2009, 05:49 PM   #14
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Old 20 August 2009, 06:00 PM   #15
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I'll drink to that
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Old 20 August 2009, 08:11 PM   #16
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Old 20 August 2009, 08:27 PM   #17
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My God! says my wife, who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?


That's really Freakin' Funny!!!
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Old 20 August 2009, 10:06 PM   #18
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Yes, I can see that.....
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Old 21 August 2009, 01:20 AM   #19
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Old 21 August 2009, 01:31 AM   #20
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Good one Jocke!!!
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Old 21 August 2009, 03:20 AM   #21
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So now you all have fun at my expense?

Now I know how JJ feels.

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Old 21 August 2009, 04:03 AM   #22
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