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Old 22 August 2023, 04:23 PM   #1
Petroc Tremaine
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Edingburgh fringe one liners

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I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron

Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone

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Old 22 August 2023, 05:22 PM   #2
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“Edingburgh fringe one linersl

Now that WAS funny.
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