The first day

[figbo]

On the first day, God
> created the dog and said:
>'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
> anyone who comes in or
>
> walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
> years.'
>
>
>
> The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking.
> How about only ten years
>
> and I'll give you back the other ten?'
>
>
>
> So God agreed.
>
>
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
>
>
>
> 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For
> this, I'll give you a
>
> twenty-year life span.'
>
>
>
> The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years?
> That's a pretty long time
>
> to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog
> did?'
>
>
>
> And God agreed.
>
>
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
>
>
>
> 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day
> long and suffer under
>
> the sun, have calves and give milk to support the
> farmer's family. For this,
>
> I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
>
>
>
> The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want
> me to live for sixty
>
> years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other
> forty?'
>
>
>
> And God agreed again.
>
>
>
> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
>
>
>
> 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this,
> I'll give you twenty
>
> years.'
>
>
>
> But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly
> give me my twenty, the
>
> forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and
> the ten the dog
>
> gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
>
>
>
> 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
>
>
>
> So that is why, for our first twenty years we eat, sleep,
> play and enjoy
>
> ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
> support our
>
> family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
> entertain the
>
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the
> front porch and
>
> bark at everyone.
>
>
>
> Life has now been explained to you.
>
>
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information.. I'm doing it as
>
> a public service.
>

[Lion]

Very funny!!!

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[Numismatist]

Very creative!

Love it...

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