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Old 4 November 2006, 02:48 AM   #1
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A Blonde's Year in Review!!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ...power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...instructions wrong...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4½ days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!
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Old 4 November 2006, 02:52 AM   #2
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Old 4 November 2006, 07:22 AM   #4
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...December - Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
LOL - this is more true than you think. In the US, it is pronounced "nine-one-one" and not "nine-eleven" for that very reason. Seriously!!!
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Old 4 November 2006, 11:56 AM   #8
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LOL - this is more true than you think. In the US, it is pronounced "nine-one-one" and not "nine-eleven" for that very reason. Seriously!!!
You must have too many damn blondes in the US of A!!!
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