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padi56 · 15 November 2006, 02:55 AM

This girl who is a total Beatles fanatic decides to get John Lennon and Paul McCartney tattooed onto her inner thighs. She takes their pictures to the tattoo artist who says he can do a perfect job of reproducing their images in ink on her inner thighs. Hours later, the job is done, the tattoo artist hands her a mirror, and she is shocked!: "That sucks... it doesn't look anything like John and Paul!"

The tattoo artist is offended: "Of course it does, that looks just like them, you're crazy! Tell you what, ask the first person you see, and I'll bet you ten bucks they say it looks just like John and Paul"

So she takes him up on it, but the place is empty and the first person she finds is an old wino sitting outside on the sidewalk. They call the wino inside, she sits in the chair, spreads her legs and points to the tattoos, "Does this look like John Lennon and Paul McCartney to you?"

The old wino squints, scratches his head, burps, and slurs, " Well, lady I don't know about John Lennon and Paul McCartney, but that guy in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson."

JJ Irani · 15 November 2006, 03:07 AM

mailman · 15 November 2006, 09:30 AM

She needs a shave

C.J. · 15 November 2006, 10:07 AM

mike · 15 November 2006, 10:09 AM

JJ Irani · 15 November 2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

She needs a shave

Right, Sherlock!!

mailman · 15 November 2006, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Right, Sherlock!!

Who asked you dink?

15 November 2006, 02:55 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Beatles Tattoo. This girl who is a total Beatles fanatic decides to get John Lennon and Paul McCartney tattooed onto her inner thighs. She takes their pictures to the tattoo artist who says he can do a perfect job of reproducing their images in ink on her inner thighs. Hours later, the job is done, the tattoo artist hands her a mirror, and she is shocked!: "That sucks... it doesn't look anything like John and Paul!" The tattoo artist is offended: "Of course it does, that looks just like them, you're crazy! Tell you what, ask the first person you see, and I'll bet you ten bucks they say it looks just like John and Paul" So she takes him up on it, but the place is empty and the first person she finds is an old wino sitting outside on the sidewalk. They call the wino inside, she sits in the chair, spreads her legs and points to the tattoos, "Does this look like John Lennon and Paul McCartney to you?" The old wino squints, scratches his head, burps, and slurs, " Well, lady I don't know about John Lennon and Paul McCartney, but that guy in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 November 2006, 03:07 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 November 2006, 09:30 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	She needs a shave __________________ JJ

15 November 2006, 10:07 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

15 November 2006, 10:09 AM	#5
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