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18 November 2006, 06:05 AM
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Old cowboy
An old cowboy called Frans, dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. I guess I am." After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
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18 November 2006, 09:00 AM
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18 November 2006, 09:31 AM
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 A lesbian in a BAD shirt
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18 November 2006, 09:38 AM
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Quote:
I'll remember this, you flatfoot  Just go on donut patrol and fuget about that watch
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18 November 2006, 12:09 PM
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Too funny!!
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18 November 2006, 02:47 PM
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GREAT!
You heard him, flat foot!! 
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18 November 2006, 11:20 PM
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Just love that one :o) Just call me a Lesbian LoL LoL
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18 November 2006, 11:41 PM
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Cheers guys!
Perhaps we could bundle all these jokes and have them published! The TRF book of Joke$ I'm gonna order me a platinum Sea Dweller from Rolex themselves
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19 November 2006, 12:08 AM
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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