Three Pilots.

[padi56]

The scene is set, a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots sitting by the campfire, one from America, one from South Africa and one from New Zealand. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins -

Kiven the Kiwi says,
" I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, just the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodile, who came out of the swamp and ate sux men who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodile and wrestled him to du ground and killed em with my bare hends"

Jerry from South Africa who typically can't stand to bettered said,
"Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today"

Paulie the American Italian stallion remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his dick.

[JJ Irani]

Hey Paulie....some more c**k waving for you, my friend!!!

[Prince]

This entire thread is just plain disgusting!!!

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[Flyjet601]