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Old 11 December 2009, 04:33 AM   #1
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Christmas Tree

I was out buying our real Christmas tree today.

Just as I was paying for it the store assistant said "Will you be putting that up yourself?"

I replied, "No I won't you sick bastard, it's going in the living room!"
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Old 11 December 2009, 04:34 AM   #2
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Old 11 December 2009, 04:46 AM   #3
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Old 11 December 2009, 10:25 AM   #4
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Old 11 December 2009, 11:00 AM   #5
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Old 11 December 2009, 12:49 PM   #6
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Hehe...amusing..
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Old 11 December 2009, 07:05 PM   #8
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Old 13 December 2009, 10:32 AM   #9
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Old 16 December 2009, 09:54 AM   #11
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Old 13 October 2011, 12:07 PM   #13
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This joke is terrible.

'Putting it up yourself'? What does that even mean?
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Old 13 October 2011, 01:01 PM   #14
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This joke is terrible.

'Putting it up yourself'? What does that even mean?
"Putting it up yourself" as if he was asking the customer if he's going to shove it up his *ss...of course if I explain it it's not as funny...you had to be there...

By the way, I liked that joke.
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Old 13 October 2011, 01:04 PM   #15
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he was jiving you Joe.
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Old 18 October 2011, 04:29 AM   #19
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