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Safetrends · 2 February 2010, 11:40 PM

Two Radical Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the terrorist in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke..' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the terrorist picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other terrorist said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other terrorist picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his terrorist neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

ParisDakarBmw · 2 February 2010, 11:45 PM

ducatidoc · 2 February 2010, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

"Silence !. I Keel You ! "

Good post, David. But isn't this s'posed to be the joke section ?

Safetrends · 3 February 2010, 12:55 AM

Well it is early and I may have missed the place to put it in however the mods have corrected it for me.

brkanand · 2 February 2010, 11:47 PM

Top Class!

idk01 · 3 February 2010, 12:59 AM

Excellent!!

spuds · 3 February 2010, 03:32 AM

How cool is that?! EXCELLENT!!

limbo · 3 February 2010, 05:06 AM

JJ Irani · 3 February 2010, 06:06 AM

itchy243mhz · 3 February 2010, 09:41 AM

Oorah TRF Devil Dogs!

pz93c · 3 February 2010, 10:00 AM

1000ftSub · 3 February 2010, 10:01 AM

sleddog · 3 February 2010, 10:31 AM

2 February 2010, 11:40 PM	#1
Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	The few. The proud. The marines. Two Radical Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the terrorist in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke..' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.' As soon as he left, one of the terrorist picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other terrorist said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other terrorist picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his terrorist neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?' THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

3 February 2010, 12:59 AM	#6
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3 February 2010, 03:32 AM	#7
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3 February 2010, 12:55 AM	#4
Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	Well it is early and I may have missed the place to put it in however the mods have corrected it for me.

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