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DSJ · 2 March 2010, 06:45 AM

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK....

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

Ashley · 2 March 2010, 06:56 AM

LOVE it!!!

Pep04 · 2 March 2010, 06:57 AM

I love it!!!

:ro fl:

JJ Irani · 2 March 2010, 06:58 AM

That drunk needs glasses..................you handsome brute!!

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Psmith · 3 March 2010, 06:41 PM

Excellent...

Cheers

Lion · 3 March 2010, 11:39 PM

Very funny!!!

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Chipmunk · 12 March 2010, 08:43 AM

that was good.

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mfer · 17 March 2010, 03:46 AM

OMG, I don't usually reply to the Joke section, but this one is MONEY!!!

brkanand · 17 March 2010, 05:00 AM

Wow!

2 March 2010, 06:45 AM	#1
DSJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: David Location: USA Watch: your step! Posts: 7,882	Why You Should Never Question a Drunk WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK.... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly. __________________ Rolex. The Rolex of watches. 16570 Expy2 Noir, 116710 GMT Master II, 2552.80 SMP

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