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Old 30 March 2010, 08:15 AM   #1
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Lifesaver Flavours

Kids are always full of surprises............



A teacher was doing a study testing the
sense of taste with first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red..................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue.It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled,














'Oh my God!! They're arse-holes!'
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Old 30 March 2010, 10:41 AM   #2
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Old 30 March 2010, 02:50 PM   #5
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Old 30 March 2010, 02:54 PM   #6
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