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Iron Dealer 1 · 6 April 2010, 11:16 PM

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is the holiday where they have a big feast, give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter rolled his eyes, said, "Blondes," and banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Wrong," and he banished her to Hell.
St. Peter looked at the third blonde and said, "OK ... tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder."

St. Peter was impressed. "Verrrrry good," he said.
The blonde continued, "Now every year, they roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted.

GO DUKE!!

Kapture1 · 6 April 2010, 11:58 PM

HAHAHA.

As much as I hate them, congratulations are in order to the Duke Blue Devils.

Lion · 7 April 2010, 05:12 AM

Yikes!!!

JJ Irani · 7 April 2010, 05:43 AM

sleddog · 7 April 2010, 09:56 AM

:thumbsu p:

chrislkb · 7 April 2010, 07:52 PM

Timber Loftis · 8 April 2010, 04:10 AM

As much as I hate them.... well, I just hate them. A lot.

Bisquitlips · 8 April 2010, 11:10 AM

idk01 · 8 April 2010, 10:49 PM

azone5 · 9 April 2010, 10:43 AM

Yea Duke!! My son and his wife are both postdocs there.

Safetrends · 9 April 2010, 10:46 AM

Verry Good.

6 April 2010, 11:16 PM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Blonde Joke Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is the holiday where they have a big feast, give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter rolled his eyes, said, "Blondes," and banished her to Hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Wrong," and he banished her to Hell. St. Peter looked at the third blonde and said, "OK ... tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder." St. Peter was impressed. "Verrrrry good," he said. The blonde continued, "Now every year, they roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball." St. Peter fainted. GO DUKE!! __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

6 April 2010, 11:58 PM	#2
Kapture1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: Matt Location: Flint, MI Watch: Ω 3570.50.00 Posts: 2,058	HAHAHA. As much as I hate them, congratulations are in order to the Duke Blue Devils. __________________ Miss you JJ Wash out this tired notion that the best is yet to come

7 April 2010, 05:12 AM	#3
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7 April 2010, 05:43 AM	#4
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7 April 2010, 09:56 AM	#5
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9 April 2010, 10:43 AM	#10
azone5 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: IL Posts: 402	Yea Duke!! My son and his wife are both postdocs there. __________________ "Facts are such stubborn things." Mary Somerville

9 April 2010, 10:46 AM	#11
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