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Old 12 April 2010, 10:46 PM   #1
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The preacher's salary!

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and
proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their
children"!
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If
the Preacher will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his
children"!
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher
stays, ..... I will give him sex"!
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say
that"? Sadie's 90-year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding
his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side, while his wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could
help and he said," ........ "Screw the Preacher"!

Isn't senility wonderful?
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Old 12 April 2010, 11:16 PM   #2
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Old 12 April 2010, 11:28 PM   #3
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Old 13 April 2010, 12:46 AM   #4
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Very funny!!!
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Old 13 April 2010, 05:09 AM   #5
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Old 13 April 2010, 06:25 AM   #7
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Old 13 April 2010, 07:35 AM   #8
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Old 13 April 2010, 08:29 AM   #9
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Old 13 April 2010, 10:56 PM   #13
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I hurt myself laughing...

That was good...

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