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padi56 · 25 January 2007, 02:07 AM

A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says: "I can't talk, help me!"

The Doctor thinks for a while and says to the man, "Put your penis on the table here."

The man thinks this is a bit weird but does as he says.

The Doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits his pen!s with it as hard as he can. The man cries in great agony: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....." and the Doctor says, "Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B!"

JJ Irani · 25 January 2007, 04:54 AM

Good thing our Paulie wasn't there.....the doctor would have got the FULL alphabet in one shot!!

mailman · 25 January 2007, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says: "I can't talk, help me!"

The Doctor thinks for a while and says to the man, "Put your penis on the table here."

The man thinks this is a bit weird but does as he says.

The Doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits his pen!s with it as hard as he can. The man cries in great agony: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....." and the Doctor says, "Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B!"

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Good thing our Paulie wasn't there.....the doctor would have got the FULL alphabet in one shot!!

I knew it, I f***in knew it

25 January 2007, 02:07 AM	#1
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25 January 2007, 04:54 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Good thing our Paulie wasn't there.....the doctor would have got the FULL alphabet in one shot!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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