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25 January 2007, 02:07 AM | #1 |
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Can't Speak.
A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says: "I can't talk, help me!"
The Doctor thinks for a while and says to the man, "Put your penis on the table here." The man thinks this is a bit weird but does as he says. The Doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits his pen!s with it as hard as he can. The man cries in great agony: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....." and the Doctor says, "Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B!"
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25 January 2007, 04:54 AM | #2 |
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Good thing our Paulie wasn't there.....the doctor would have got the FULL alphabet in one shot!!
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