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Old 13 September 2005, 10:06 PM   #1
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Clinton about 6 years ago.

One day about five years ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - - - a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.

To the blond he said, "I am the President of the United States....How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

The blond replied, "Two hundred dollars."

To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars."

He then asked the redhead the same question.

The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes......get my panties as low as my wages.......get that thing of yours as hard as the times..... keep it as high as the gas prices.....keep me warmer than my apartment....and screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
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Old 13 September 2005, 11:19 PM   #2
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Old 13 September 2005, 11:41 PM   #3
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Old 14 September 2005, 04:34 AM   #4
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Excellent. Give that girl a raise!!
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