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padi56 · 27 September 2005, 07:09 PM

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 15 different countries :Germany,Holland,Japan,India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvre, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre: chicken wings, pigs in the blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

But my Sweet Honey.....at the bar...you know there's swearing and dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP dick-head! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER, IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR f*cki*g HORS D'OEUVRE BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ars# ISN'T GOING TO A f*cki*g BAR! THAT sh*t IS OVER...GOT IT, ars#ho*e?"

..and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

JJ Irani · 28 September 2005, 04:25 AM

Very sweet indeed!!

Earl · 28 September 2005, 04:34 AM

LoL

Seadweller · 28 September 2005, 07:00 AM

padi56 · 28 September 2005, 06:50 PM

And in the early days true for most of the time.

AJC · 29 September 2005, 06:31 AM

27 September 2005, 07:09 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Married life to come. A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 15 different countries :Germany,Holland,Japan,India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvre, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre: chicken wings, pigs in the blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. But my Sweet Honey.....at the bar...you know there's swearing and dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP dick-head! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER, IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR fckig HORS D'OEUVRE BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ars# ISN'T GOING TO A fckig BAR! THAT sht IS OVER...GOT IT, ars#hoe?" ..and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 September 2005, 04:25 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Very sweet indeed!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

28 September 2005, 07:00 AM	#4
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28 September 2005, 06:50 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	And in the early days true for most of the time. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 September 2005, 04:34 AM	#3
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	LoL

29 September 2005, 06:31 AM	#6
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