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Old 19 July 2011, 04:48 AM   #1
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Paul you try to fool me>>>>>>>

First you told me you are in Sweden.

Then I ask how you get in, because we have face control here at the border so it should be impossible in your case to get thru.

Then you told me you come with The Swedish Bikini Team.

Yeah, just give me next story.

You still say you come with The Swedish Bikini Team and they where all over you.

Damn this guy never give up, come on Paul just tell me the truth.

Then you tell me again you come with The Swedish Bikini Team and they all love you.

What is wrong with this guy? Ddid I have to call the custom to get the truth?

One more time you say: Believe me I come with The Swedish Bikini Team and they try to rip my clothes off.

So the only thing for me to do was to call the customs and I've just got this from them where they say:

Mr Dragos was entering Sweden a few days ago.

Not with The Swedish Bikini Team.
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He come with The Libyan Burqua Team.



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Old 19 July 2011, 04:51 AM   #2
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Jocke ..... that face needs to be covered!
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Old 19 July 2011, 04:57 AM   #3
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Jocke ..... that face needs to be covered!
I know, because he looks so happy.

It's hard to imagine he is single.
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Old 19 July 2011, 05:02 AM   #4
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Does this mean his real name is PAUL DRAGGON..As in drag queen!!!I never knew he liked that lifestyle Jocke, I need more proof!!!

paul, my friend! You have some explaining to do, sir!!!:
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Old 19 July 2011, 07:30 AM   #5
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I know, because he looks so happy.

It's hard to imagine he is single.
Thats why he is happy
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Old 19 July 2011, 04:56 AM   #6
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First you told me you are in Sweden.

Then I ask how you get in, because we have face control here at the border so it should be impossible in your case to get thru.

Then you told me you come with The Swedish Bikini Team.

Yeah, just give me next story.

You still say you come with The Swedish Bikini Team and they where all over you.

Damn this guy never give up, come on Paul just tell me the truth.

Then you tell me again you come with The Swedish Bikini Team and they all love you.

What is wrong with this guy? Ddid I have to call the custom to get the truth?

One more time you say: Believe me I come with The Swedish Bikini Team and they try to rip my clothes off.

So the only thing for me to do was to call the customs and I've just got this from them where they say:

Mr Dragos was entering Sweden a few days ago.

Not with The Swedish Bikini Team.
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He come with The Libyan Burqua Team.





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Old 19 July 2011, 05:44 AM   #7
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Jocke you are a sick man............& I mean that in a good way
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Old 19 July 2011, 06:14 AM   #8
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That is pure ugly.
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Old 19 July 2011, 06:30 AM   #9
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Great Jocke!
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Old 19 July 2011, 06:46 AM   #10
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The lengths this man will go to. Will it never ever end?
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Old 19 July 2011, 08:04 AM   #11
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Old 19 July 2011, 08:16 AM   #12
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Old 19 July 2011, 08:43 PM   #14
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jocke...lets just draw a veil over this illegal entry stuff.
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Old 19 July 2011, 11:15 PM   #15
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Old 19 July 2011, 11:34 PM   #16
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Old 20 July 2011, 05:16 AM   #17
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You may laugh, be we won the competition!!!!



Go Libyian Burqa team!!!!!
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Old 20 July 2011, 05:28 AM   #18
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Go Libyian Burqa team!!!!!
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Old 20 July 2011, 05:32 AM   #19
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You may laugh, be we won the competition!!!!



Go Libyian Burqa team!!!!!

You have some issues, did a blood clot form from you broken finger and travel somewhere important?









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Old 20 July 2011, 05:53 AM   #20
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Go Libyian Burqa team!!!!!
I guess your veil was down when it happend.

May we see your driver license?
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Old 20 July 2011, 06:23 AM   #21
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I guess your veil was down when it happend.

May we see your driver license?
pics or it never happened.
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Old 20 July 2011, 07:31 AM   #22
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Old 20 July 2011, 06:07 AM   #23
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