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padi56 · 10 October 2005, 06:26 PM

Two lepers are playing cards.
One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off!
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President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President -- what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."
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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar, the barman shouts:
"What the hell is this? Some kind of a joke?"
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Did you hear about the guy with two left feet who went into a shoe shop and said ...

... "Have you got any flip-flips?"

JJ Irani · 10 October 2005, 07:50 PM

Seadweller · 11 October 2005, 03:44 AM

10 October 2005, 06:26 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Quickies. Two lepers are playing cards. One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off! ------------------- President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President -- what do you want to do about it?" "Just go ahead and pay it." ------------------------------ An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar, the barman shouts: "What the hell is this? Some kind of a joke?" ---------------------------------- Did you hear about the guy with two left feet who went into a shoe shop and said ... ... "Have you got any flip-flips?" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

10 October 2005, 07:50 PM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 October 2005, 03:44 AM	#3
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