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Seadweller · 11 October 2005, 06:50 PM

A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane. The stranger
turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. Flights always go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

padi56 · 11 October 2005, 08:54 PM

AJC · 11 October 2005, 09:51 PM

Then the same guy ask you if your Rolex is real.

JJ Irani · 12 October 2005, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJC

Then the same guy ask you if your Rolex is real.

LOL! LOL!!

11 October 2005, 06:50 PM	#1
Seadweller "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 750	Little Tommy A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane. The stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. Flights always go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? __________________ The Exclusive 4000ft Club.

11 October 2005, 08:54 PM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 October 2005, 09:51 PM	#3
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Then the same guy ask you if your Rolex is real.

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