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jatco · 29 August 2011, 02:17 AM

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
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..An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
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.."But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
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"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
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"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
."Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to yu watch and say, "times up"?
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TSW · 29 August 2011, 02:33 AM

A classic

drockadam · 29 August 2011, 07:14 AM

Haha!!!!

That is so damn funny!!

My Italian Grandfather is wise as well, but doesn't have a gun or a Rolex.

Art 1 · 29 August 2011, 07:36 AM

tripleC · 29 August 2011, 07:38 AM

Hahahahahah love it. Make sure you say it with the italian American English

anipit · 30 August 2011, 01:14 AM

Nice.

SWIMPRUF · 30 August 2011, 08:38 PM

pab805 · 31 August 2011, 04:45 PM

sounds like my gramps advice

johnbeth · 31 August 2011, 05:08 PM

once again laughed when read.

eric23 · 1 September 2011, 12:10 AM

mtrunner · 1 September 2011, 01:00 AM

mjclark32 · 1 September 2011, 01:02 AM

hahaha

brkanand · 1 September 2011, 01:31 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 5 October 2011, 02:10 PM

Haha! Very wise indeed.

steelers · 6 October 2011, 04:12 AM

Chipmunk · 6 October 2011, 04:36 AM

29 August 2011, 02:17 AM	#1
jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,525	Wise Italian Grandfather.. Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. . ..An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." . .."But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" . "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. " . "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. ."Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to yu watch and say, "times up"? . . . __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

29 August 2011, 02:33 AM	#2
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29 August 2011, 07:14 AM	#3
drockadam "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Real Name: Adam Location: Ontario, Canada Watch: Pepsi. Posts: 5,749	Haha!!!! That is so damn funny!! My Italian Grandfather is wise as well, but doesn't have a gun or a Rolex. __________________ - Adam Instagram: @GMTSUBTIME

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31 August 2011, 04:45 PM	#8
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5 October 2011, 02:10 PM	#14
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