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17 September 2011, 03:14 AM | #1 |
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Ten Best Caddy Responses . .
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Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" Number : 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." Number : 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes . .. .. . You miss the ball much closer now." Number : 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." Number : 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence." Number : 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." Number : 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf." Number : 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day." Number : 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago." And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." Bonus . . . .. ... An old favorite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. . Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??" Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club." Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . .. Caddy: "No sir, it’s at the other end"
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I'd move #6 to the #1 position.
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18 September 2011, 05:51 AM | #5 |
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I love #6 too!!!
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Too funny!!
Thanks for sharing!
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:)
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Some classic responses!!
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HAHAHAHA :lol :
my brother and I really enjoyed this as we occassionally play golf and could relate with our crap performance most of the time ;) |
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trim an inch of your irons ,,, and an inch and a half off your woods
will that improve my game no ,,,, but they will fit in the bin easier. |
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very funny
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Good God! the #6 really made me laugh!
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That made my day. Thanks!
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