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Old 19 September 2011, 05:40 PM   #1
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Mouthwash

A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -

"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and tried again -

"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price, at $100.00?

Again, the man replied bluntly - "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman reached into his briefcase and pulled out 2 brownies and began munching away on one of them.

He told the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

The guy unwrapped the brownie, took a bite; suddenly, spit it out. Then, said: "Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Now, do you want to buy some mouthwash?"


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Old 20 September 2011, 01:34 AM   #2
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Old 22 September 2011, 07:17 AM   #3
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Old 22 September 2011, 07:56 AM   #4
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Old 22 September 2011, 08:04 AM   #5
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Old 22 September 2011, 08:15 AM   #6
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Old 22 September 2011, 08:35 AM   #7
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Old 22 September 2011, 08:43 AM   #8
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Old 22 September 2011, 09:22 AM   #9
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