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19 September 2011, 05:40 PM | #1 |
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Mouthwash
A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!" The salesman seemed hurt and tried again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price, at $100.00? Again, the man replied bluntly - "You must be crazy pal, now go away!" The salesman reached into his briefcase and pulled out 2 brownies and began munching away on one of them. He told the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much". The guy unwrapped the brownie, took a bite; suddenly, spit it out. Then, said: "Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!" "It is," replied the salesman. "Now, do you want to buy some mouthwash?" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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20 September 2011, 01:34 AM | #2 |
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22 September 2011, 07:56 AM | #4 |
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Haha
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lol
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good trick
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