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BH13GMT · 20 September 2011, 05:23 AM

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down
next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00PM news was
coming on.. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think
he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.' The blonde replied,
'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're
on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset,
but willingly handed the $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your
money.' Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
PM news and so I knew he would jump.
The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money...

mjclark32 · 20 September 2011, 05:38 AM

hahahaa

TSW · 20 September 2011, 05:48 AM

limbo · 20 September 2011, 06:33 AM

MonBK · 20 September 2011, 07:20 AM

:)

h999r · 20 September 2011, 07:39 AM

hahaha

figbo · 20 September 2011, 08:09 AM

Art 1 · 20 September 2011, 08:45 AM

Chipmunk · 22 September 2011, 07:14 AM

psv · 22 September 2011, 07:30 AM

smiley face!

mitchy · 22 September 2011, 09:57 AM

toph · 22 September 2011, 01:38 PM

hahaha

pacifichrono · 22 September 2011, 03:14 PM

That's great. I guess emailed it to about 30 of my family and friends.

blackmsport · 22 September 2011, 03:20 PM

holy shxt simple but very funny

Cru Jones · 22 September 2011, 08:04 PM

johnbeth · 22 September 2011, 08:06 PM

Route 66 · 23 September 2011, 02:00 AM

swatty · 24 September 2011, 07:41 PM

SWIMPRUF · 26 September 2011, 12:02 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 6 October 2011, 05:06 PM

20 September 2011, 05:23 AM	#1
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00PM news was coming on.. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.' The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!' Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed the $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.' Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump. The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.' Bob took the money... __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

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