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8 November 2011, 08:38 AM | #1 |
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Three fat ladies (NOT PC)
I was at a club the other night when I saw a proper fat lass up at the bar.
"Fancy a dance love?" I asked her. "Oh yes please!" she replied. "Jog on then sweetheart no-one can get past you" I told her. So a few beers later I saw yet another whacking great fat girl in there with a T-shirt that said "Watch out, I'm a maneater!" on it. I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan..." She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?!? Well I can't help my size you know!" I said "Whoa hold on love actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all!" She looked happier and smiled as she said "Oh right, what did you want to say then?" ....."that's not how you spell Manatee" I said. Then on the way home I stopped off in McDonalds & yet another huuuuuge fat woman served me. "Sorry about the wait" she said after I'd been standing in the queue for ten minutes, "Never mind love go easy on the staff meals & you'll lose it eventually" I told her.
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The second one was the best!
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