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Mosco · 13 March 2012, 02:51 AM

Get food poisoning.

I went to one of my favorite sub-shops called Firehouse Subs on Saturday. Odd, as soon as I ate half of the sub, I felt like it was stuck in my intestines. Around midnight, the extensive 'prayer' to the porcelain god started, along with excessive sweating, fever, shaking - the whole nine. Lovely.

Was bed-bound all day Sunday, maybe ate 4-5 small pretzels all day. Had zero appetite, still really don't. But just for s**ts and giggles, decided to weigh myself Monday morning (today) - I weighed 195lb, nearly 5 pounds down from the last weigh-in on Saturday morning. My abs are even showing. If I can do it, so can you.

FeelingTheBlues · 13 March 2012, 02:53 AM

You are a great asset of this forum's health department, Greg! I shall go and eat that smelly fish I found in my fridge a couple of days ago!

Stay tuned...

The Joker · 13 March 2012, 02:57 AM

I'm up for the challenge, what would be the best way to get on this diet? Visit the nasty kebab shop down the road? Or just eat some raw chicken?

wantonebad · 13 March 2012, 03:01 AM

That's like saying Anorexia is a good exercise routine

mtrunner · 13 March 2012, 03:03 AM

Nothing like a little food poisoning to slim you down. Hopefully the firehouse sub shop didn't get more people sick!

Kringkily · 13 March 2012, 03:08 AM

the worst part of getting food poisoning is figuring out which end of your body to serve the toilet gods and sometimes it's both at the same time....

wantonebad · 13 March 2012, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kringkily

the worst part of getting food poisoning is figuring out which end of your body to serve the toilet gods and sometimes it's both at the same time....

That reminds me of my first appartment, I could lean over the sink while sitting on the throne

Mosco · 13 March 2012, 03:18 AM

Luckily, my body was very certain which end to release the toxins out of... After using up a commercial-size bottle of Listerine (kind with the shoulder-strap and a foot-pump

), I still taste the acid.

BarkMaster · 13 March 2012, 03:20 AM

Ewwwwwwww

kareemthedream33 · 13 March 2012, 03:58 AM

Good job, Greg, you'll be starring in hollywood films in no time!

kilyung · 13 March 2012, 04:26 AM

Vodka Greg. Kill those germs!

MoBe · 13 March 2012, 04:41 AM

You are dehydrated and as soon as your bodily functions return to normal so will your weight.

JasoninDenver · 13 March 2012, 04:53 AM

Eat tons of yogurt as well.

Restore that good bacterial balance or else you'll be backed up worse than an LA freeway at rush hour.

BTW: It may not have been the sub. Food poisoning takes 4-7 hours usually.

dddrees · 13 March 2012, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MoBe

You are dehydrated and as soon as your bodily functions return to normal so will your weight.

X2

Unfortunately this kind of weight loss is usually just temporary.

Mosco · 13 March 2012, 05:47 AM

Jason, that's about how long it took. I ate the Sub around dinner, and just after midnight is when the fireworks began...

Dr. Robert · 13 March 2012, 05:56 AM

It is better to look good than to feel good.

BH13GMT · 13 March 2012, 05:58 AM

Cue the ipod with "Thunderstruck" by ACDC

TSW · 13 March 2012, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BH13GMT

Cue the ipod with "Thunderstruck" by ACDC

Mosco · 13 March 2012, 05:59 AM

@ Paul -

ducatidoc · 13 March 2012, 06:19 AM

Don't know from Cincy, but here in the 'burgh we've seen a lot of what people refer to as "stomach virus" cases all through this winter. These are typically rotavirus infections, self-limiting in healthy people, and they take anywhere from 6 to up to 24 hours to flush out. The flushing out part isn't much fun, but when it's done, it's done, and you're good to go. Get yer Gatorade going for a day or two and eat a few cheesburgers and you're right back where you started.

Meanwhile, you're probably thinking you'll never again eat a firehouse sub. In my case, it was my ex's homemade tomato soup that I'll never eat again. Not because it was poison, but because I need somebody to blame.

Prince · 13 March 2012, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

Get food poisoning.

I went to one of my favorite sub-shops called Firehouse Subs on Saturday. Odd, as soon as I ate half of the sub, I felt like it was stuck in my intestines. Around midnight, the extensive 'prayer' to the porcelain god started, along with excessive sweating, fever, shaking - the whole nine. Lovely.

Was bed-bound all day Sunday, maybe ate 4-5 small pretzels all day. Had zero appetite, still really don't. But just for s**ts and giggles, decided to weigh myself Monday morning (today) - I weighed 195lb, nearly 5 pounds down from the last weigh-in on Saturday morning. My abs are even showing. If I can do it, so can you.

Been there. Done that. Threw up on the T-Shirt!

figbo · 13 March 2012, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Been there. Done that. Threw up on the T-Shirt!

Hey,oldman!!

BarkMaster · 13 March 2012, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

Been there. Done that. Threw up on the T-Shirt!

WHO DAT???

rajurama · 13 March 2012, 07:08 AM

I have been through some nasty accidents but what food poisoning did to me!!! still gives me the chills! very very taxing! i had passed out puking! scary! didnt realise what was wrong with me until next day found out one of my cousin was admited in hospital who had the same meal!

Glad you alrite!

esm · 13 March 2012, 07:37 AM

Do they do international delivery?

RRGHOST1 · 13 March 2012, 07:45 AM

We were playing a gig and i had food poisoning for days,felt dreadfull, but we played every night.This gig i had to put my bass guitar down and run off stage,never to return that night. Never felt so bad.

Lion · 13 March 2012, 08:23 AM

Greg...I hate when that happens as I do not have a lot of weight to lose.....

Hey Allan, how the heck are you???

gmh1013 · 13 March 2012, 08:30 AM

Because of Prednisone I gained 55 pounds in one year.
Because of OC40/Norco 10/325 addiction and W/D I lost 52 pounds in 6 months
Opiates kill all hunger....lack of opiates kill all hunger

RolexPete32 · 13 March 2012, 08:46 AM

What kind of sub did you eat?

Mosco · 13 March 2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RolexPete32

What kind of sub did you eat?

It was a turkey sub on wheat bread, called the 'Fireman'...

13 March 2012, 02:51 AM	#1
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Wanna lose weight FAST? Get food poisoning. I went to one of my favorite sub-shops called Firehouse Subs on Saturday. Odd, as soon as I ate half of the sub, I felt like it was stuck in my intestines. Around midnight, the extensive 'prayer' to the porcelain god started, along with excessive sweating, fever, shaking - the whole nine. Lovely. Was bed-bound all day Sunday, maybe ate 4-5 small pretzels all day. Had zero appetite, still really don't. But just for sts and giggles, decided to weigh myself Monday morning (today) - I weighed 195lb, nearly 5 pounds down from the last weigh-in on Saturday morning. My abs are even showing. If I can do it, so can you. __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss “A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson**

13 March 2012, 02:53 AM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	You are a great asset of this forum's health department, Greg! I shall go and eat that smelly fish I found in my fridge a couple of days ago! Stay tuned... __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

13 March 2012, 03:01 AM	#4
wantonebad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: USA Watch: 126600, 116500LN Posts: 12,849	That's like saying Anorexia is a good exercise routine __________________ "I'm kind of a big deal... on a fairly irrelevant social media site that falsely inflates my fragile ego"

13 March 2012, 03:18 AM	#8
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Luckily, my body was very certain which end to release the toxins out of... After using up a commercial-size bottle of Listerine (kind with the shoulder-strap and a foot-pump ), I still taste the acid. __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

13 March 2012, 03:20 AM	#9
BarkMaster "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Texas Watch: 18078 YG DD Posts: 7,962	Ewwwwwwww __________________ BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

13 March 2012, 02:57 AM	#3
The Joker "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Gotham Posts: 9,641	I'm up for the challenge, what would be the best way to get on this diet? Visit the nasty kebab shop down the road? Or just eat some raw chicken?

13 March 2012, 03:03 AM	#5
mtrunner 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Gary Location: Bozeman, MT Watch: 126508 Paul Newman Posts: 7,835	Nothing like a little food poisoning to slim you down. Hopefully the firehouse sub shop didn't get more people sick!

13 March 2012, 03:08 AM	#6
Kringkily "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Real Name: George Location: New York Watch: Speedmaster, Rolex Posts: 3,082	the worst part of getting food poisoning is figuring out which end of your body to serve the toilet gods and sometimes it's both at the same time....

13 March 2012, 03:58 AM	#10
kareemthedream33 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Canada Watch: Explorer Posts: 1,748	Good job, Greg, you'll be starring in hollywood films in no time!

13 March 2012, 04:26 AM	#11
kilyung 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Cave Watch: Sundial Posts: 33,940	Vodka Greg. Kill those germs!

13 March 2012, 04:41 AM	#12
MoBe "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Canada Posts: 6,773	You are dehydrated and as soon as your bodily functions return to normal so will your weight.

13 March 2012, 04:53 AM	#13
JasoninDenver 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Denver Posts: 4,284	Eat tons of yogurt as well. Restore that good bacterial balance or else you'll be backed up worse than an LA freeway at rush hour. BTW: It may not have been the sub. Food poisoning takes 4-7 hours usually. __________________ Jason 116610 LN DateJust Pelagos FXD

13 March 2012, 05:47 AM	#15
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Jason, that's about how long it took. I ate the Sub around dinner, and just after midnight is when the fireworks began... __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

13 March 2012, 05:56 AM	#16
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,297	It is better to look good than to feel good. __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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13 March 2012, 05:59 AM	#19
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	@ Paul - __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

13 March 2012, 06:19 AM	#20
ducatidoc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: the doc side Watch: zenith Posts: 3,779	Don't know from Cincy, but here in the 'burgh we've seen a lot of what people refer to as "stomach virus" cases all through this winter. These are typically rotavirus infections, self-limiting in healthy people, and they take anywhere from 6 to up to 24 hours to flush out. The flushing out part isn't much fun, but when it's done, it's done, and you're good to go. Get yer Gatorade going for a day or two and eat a few cheesburgers and you're right back where you started. Meanwhile, you're probably thinking you'll never again eat a firehouse sub. In my case, it was my ex's homemade tomato soup that I'll never eat again. Not because it was poison, but because I need somebody to blame. __________________ The payments remain long after the novelty has worn off. # 26371 NAWCC Member

13 March 2012, 07:08 AM	#24
rajurama "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Rick Location: Wakanda Watch: amacallit Posts: 2,090	I have been through some nasty accidents but what food poisoning did to me!!! still gives me the chills! very very taxing! i had passed out puking! scary! didnt realise what was wrong with me until next day found out one of my cousin was admited in hospital who had the same meal! Glad you alrite! __________________ रोलेक्स

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RRGHOST1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: luke standing Location: england Watch: Rolex TT SubC Blue Posts: 3,997	We were playing a gig and i had food poisoning for days,felt dreadfull, but we played every night.This gig i had to put my bass guitar down and run off stage,never to return that night. Never felt so bad.

13 March 2012, 08:23 AM	#27
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Greg...I hate when that happens as I do not have a lot of weight to lose..... Hey Allan, how the heck are you??? __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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gmh1013 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: greg Location: Tempe AZ Watch: GMT Posts: 5,703	Because of Prednisone I gained 55 pounds in one year. Because of OC40/Norco 10/325 addiction and W/D I lost 52 pounds in 6 months Opiates kill all hunger....lack of opiates kill all hunger

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