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padi56 · 25 June 2005, 05:41 PM

These are only jokes
A new sexual position has been invented. It's called the Rodeo. A woman gets on all fours, and a man takes her from behind. Then the man wraps his arms around her waist. He whispers, "You've got the fattest ars# I've ever seen." and tries to hold on for eight seconds.
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A man walked into a sex shop and asked for a blow-up doll. The assistant asked, "Christian or Muslim?"
The man said, " What's the difference between the two?"
The assistant said, " The Muslim one blows herself up."

dman · 26 June 2005, 01:36 PM

Omg!! Lmfao!!

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steelers · 10 May 2009, 03:43 PM

Oh yea!

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swatty · 10 May 2009, 07:33 PM

SLS · 10 May 2009, 09:35 PM

idk01 · 10 May 2009, 11:41 PM

Lion · 11 May 2009, 11:04 PM

Yikes!!!

25 June 2005, 05:41 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	Quickies. These are only jokes A new sexual position has been invented. It's called the Rodeo. A woman gets on all fours, and a man takes her from behind. Then the man wraps his arms around her waist. He whispers, "You've got the fattest ars# I've ever seen." and tries to hold on for eight seconds. --------------------------------------- A man walked into a sex shop and asked for a blow-up doll. The assistant asked, "Christian or Muslim?" The man said, " What's the difference between the two?" The assistant said, " The Muslim one blows herself up."

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